I yell a lot in the tags

Today round ass puppy revealed to me, exhausted, at the end of my rope, that her training wasn't working not because she didn't understand, she did, she did, but instead because treats, chicken, turkey and pork apparently weren't enough motivation. She began obeying every word with startling accuracy as soon as she was offered something else. Doing backflips and stunts with pyrotechnics as prompted for the promise of a pea. A pea. She's a dog. A pea. A pea. A pea. I have to carry peas around now. On my person. Personal peas. 🫛 peas

Anyone else notice the tumblr app being really glitchy

You'll have to go somewhere else, little boy. This is no place for you.

[louder than everyone] MAN I THINK IT DEPENDS!

Primary election for governor of Wisconsin is August 11, and centrist Dems are working hard to make sure Hong does not win the democratic candidacy so PLEASE, IF YOU ARE IN WI, VOTE HONG.

i wont worry about it i say to myself with the always worried disorder

This is diabolical. Loud enough to notice, but virtually unidentifiable from a truck in motion. You pop the hood to see what's up and find nothing. You start it up and it doesn't make the noise. You go for a drive and it's fucking back. Psychological torture

(remembers) -1 hp (remembers) -1 hp (remembers) -1 hp (remember-

i am ☝️ not an aroace perv i do not have a ❌ horny sideblog i have no 💢 sex drive i don't experience arousal 🚫 i'm tired of people assuming🫈i'm sorry is that bigfoot?

that's a cat ✅️