House Vulpen

"tumblr's the only social media without algorithms!" "you can still be anonymous on tumblr!" "tumblr's so nice because you don't have to show your face!" WRONG tumblr is special because you can have 3000 followers and still get an average of seven likes a post. i'm doing stand up comedy at a packed venue and one person is laughing

Oh yes! THIS. Absolutely.

i need to get into cars

they have doors which help with this

they want you to care more about 'job' than yaoi... don't fall for this scam

group of like 30 freshers just walked by under my window filling my flat pleasantly with the drone of group conversation and then above the din someone shouted "LADS. LADS. WHERE ARE WE GOING" in the tone of someone who's already asked 30 times. like a wildebeest in the very back of the great migration.