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adhd will get you thinking "i should make this doctors appointment" every day for 7 months and counting

none of us are making those appointments huh

reblog each time

Villain apologist? Nah, I don't apologize for anyone. What my lover does on his days off is not my business.

me as a mother trying to relate to my rhythm gamer son: if you full combo your vegetables there’s a four star card in the freezer gacha called ‘ice cream’

too many songs about relations to other people. where are the songs for bitches who dont know anyone

This bitch had like 5 accents

transcription:  “you’re a nice guy. (shifts to singsongy british accent) i’ll think about it maybe xo baybeoi uh oh eehjfgoi SHEND HIM KISSHEOIS. i didn’t know i would moive in with his missusWOOOOOT GET A LOIFE WE’RE LIVIN WITH HIS WOIFE like.. (disturbingly serene) what was i meant to do…? ehehehe. (sudden american accent) oh bitch oi seemBUHHURH BREAST KILLA?? mm. HEHEHEHEHEHE (back to british accent) she doied. that’s what she desehves. (sudden new yorker accent) this stoopid princess bitch has been fuckin goin against me since i downloaded this goddamn app. she’s like (peppa pig again) oih you’re heare? no problemm. an- oo OO OOOHOHOHOHOOO OHOHOHOHO HOHOHOWAAAAAAAAA!!!!! ….oh i was first heh!”

you’re a nice guy 👨‍💼! I’ll think 🤔 about it MAY-BEE🐝. X O 🤗💋 baybwee👶! UH OH here we go 🚀🚀🚀! SHENDS HIM KISSES😘😘😘! I didn’t know that I would move in with his Mrs.👰 WHUUT😲! GET A LIFE! You were living with his wife 👱‍♀️like what was I meant to do🤷‍♀️? Oh bitch 💃obviously- BUH HWUH BREASTKILLUH 🔪🙍‍♀️! Yeet ✌️! hehehehehehe 🤣🤣🤣🤣 she DIED 😵. It’s what she deserves 💁‍♀️. this STOOPID princess 👸 bitch 🐕 has been fuckin goin against me since I downloaded this goddamn app 📱. She’s like, “OH yaw here, no PRAWBlem!” eh OO OO 😮OOOoOooOO 😩😩😩😩OOOOoo 😱oOO😱oooo 😱O😱😱OO😱OOO WHAAAAAA🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯 Oh I was first heh!🥇🏆

WORLD HERITAGE POST

[id: two versions of an illustration of inej ghafa. she’s leaping through the air, banners running behind her as she freefalls, arms bent backwards and one leg bent up. her braid and cape flow behind her. the first version has the dark night sky behind her, and the second only has the gray background. /end id.]

there is actually a correct way to play dnd

the dm is also a player and i need everyone to understand this. you cant just expect them to do everything they should be having fun as well even if they have put more work into the sessions like its so much more fun and refreshing to play with people who carry on conversations with npcs, roleplay long scenes amongst themselves and like Initiate things without me having to step in!!! im not gonna do everything for you!! engage with me but dont expect me to play the game for you

i run/ran so many games where people are just not paying attention to me "tell me when its my turn" is the worst thing to say ever, and like its so bad to watch people joke amongst themselves and just ask me for directions or how hot a character is

I won’t let this beautiful cursed mess go unseen by my followers

Reading this was like repeatedly taking a baseball bat to the skull

Fuck it. Just kill me…

Not until you buy your Dashcon Day Pass! ;)

SAY SIKE RN

Between 2020 and Poe’s Law, this post is destined for many, many more confused tags.