Are We All Wrong?

it’s me and my horny little flop blog against the world

[the most low energy you have ever seen me] we’re about to go crazy mode

sources say there are muscles in the back of my neck. and they want to kill me

sad feeling to try to mutualbait when the mutual you wanted to bait already finished their tumblr shift for the day

oh fuckkkk theyre in my state today,,

that motherfucker wore a tank top

My grandmother tells me that she thinks I drink too much water but that woman also seems to live off of half a cup of water and a can of Diet Coke a day and just sucks on hard candy when she feels thirsty so idk if it’s growing up in the 40s and 50s that made her like that or if that’s just how she is but I’m pretty sure she’s been dehydrated for the past 70 years or so

i want crushed by Calum, Ashton, Luke, and Michael's arms, is that sO MUCH TO FUCKING ASK?!