Are We All Wrong?

it’s me and my horny little flop blog against the world

Men in porn always so desperate for validation. "oh you like that cock? You like my cock?" go to therapy dude

i want michael clifford to #spit in my mouth

steam repeatedly notifying you that a friend is booting up a game thats clearly not cooperating feels like ur sitting inside and someone outside keeps trying to rev up a lawnmower

They say ooooh be a good boy for daddy and you'll get a reward. But then the reward is just gay sex. This is bullshit. I wanted a skateboard

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HOW TO EMAIL HUGS

10000 KILOMETER HUG TECHNIQUES

Imagine the level of whimsy I could reach if I just had $5M in my bank account rn

yes im addicted to attention and orgasms and food and shiny jewlery and 7$ Iced Lattes. does that really not sound like an awesome lifestyle to you

eyes emoji was the perfect invention for nosy people. like 👀 whats going on over here 👀👀 i just wanna know #LetMeKnow 👀👀👀