Gourmet Garbage

Where did he get that?

He finished the winter event quest.

I don’t understand how I failed to appreciate how truly incomprehensible Dorian’s outfit is, but one arm has a bare shoulder and a tactical armor opera glove, leather chaps? or possibly leather thigh highs attached to?? his….shhhhhirt?? Or possibly belt?? on top of? chain mail pants?, buckles???, a popped collar undershirt, various….silver…….sections, a fucking shoulder pad strap attached by string to his leather vest with one arm because the leather vest needs help staying up because he only has one sleeve, guys I had to turn the graphics way the fuck down to get this game to run is there a higher resolution where Dorian wears a comprehensible outfit

I’m so mad, I’m having this massive conversation with Dorian about all of Tevinter and just staring at this outfit, staring, staring, I have not even scratched the surface of the sartorial choices on display here, he is wearing a MINIMUM OF TWO BELTS ACROSS HIS CHEST, he probably has MORE SECRET BELTS, his pants have at least one book compartment, get a load of this punk ass book nerd with his fucking singular metal elbow patch

Anyway then I turn around and I see Solas there with his miscellaneous jawbone and his linen leotard tunic, unfastened snap crotch halves blowing unevenly between his legs in the wind, and it’s like y’all this is why you aren’t allowed to pick your own outfit for the fake french murder ball

HOW DO YOU WARP REALITY LIKE THIS

But why would you do this to yourself

I accidentally came out to my parents after my surgery

Basically the nurse has to ask you who you are, standard procedure yeah? Except I answered “I’m lesbian”

the ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ has only been actually typed once by a single person, everyone else who has ever used it has just googled “shrug emoji” and copy-pasted it

why repaint the mona lisa

she’s … almost got it. kind of.

are you fucking kidding me this is a banger

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Is your fridge running?

you ever think about how funny Devil Went Down to Georgia really is? conceptually? people are being so good I guess that the devil himself is strapped for souls and decides to scrape the bottom of that holy barrel. throws a dart at a map and is like “Georgia it is I suppose” cause I know he didn’t pick that on purpose. goes down to Georgia as it were and just picks the first kid he sees. how old is Johnny? I like to think 11 or so. doesn’t matter. the only way the devil knows how to run shit is with battle of the bands style rules. picks the fiddle because that’s just what he happens to have on hand in solid gold I guess. he just so happens to pick a child fiddle prodigy. what did you expect? its Georgia bitch Johnny doesn’t have anything better to do. so the devil gets his big red ass spanked. and then a child calls him a son of a bitch

thanks for coming to my ted talk

The damning mew of utter betrayal.

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The next person who tries to correct me when I say “Happy Holidays” is going to be told Happy Hanukkah instead. Very tired of hearing, “No, it’s MERRY CHRISTMAS.” I’m pretty sure Judaism was around a lot longer than your Buckstar’s boycotting butt, Karen.