Glamazon Warrior

I cannot fucking believe I am drunk, past midnight, and tumblr is throwing fucking saturated fatty-acids at me

Listen here friendo I didn’t sit through a year of organic chemistry for you to come into my house and call a carboxylic acid a saturated fatty acid you respect that hexadecanoic acid

And I didnt get a degree in biochemistry to hear you say that carboxylic acids with aliphatic chains arent fatty acids. That hexadecanoic acid IS a saturated fatty acid!

Do we have a franz kafka diary entry for july 1st, i want to know what he thinks!!!

"i feel besquintled", said no one ever. because that's not a word.

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me

one thing i hate about english is your open compound words. what do you mean it's a light switch and not a lightswitch or a water bottle instead of a waterbottle. get real

why won't you let your words frot.

That's because this is Silmarillion

do not go gentle into that good night

be a bit of a bitch about it

beautiful women named magenta cartridge low are trying to contact me on my printer

oh that’s good that’s clever

That was actually good wow

lot of people are going to be sent careening three posts down their dash and crashing into a brick wall because of this post

fully sober in the club googling rosencrantz and guildenstern are dead full play pdf free

We are full of so many fuckign guys