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girls im going to keep it real with u im getting worried about my spotify wrapped already

the way men think eating meat feeds into their masculinity is so fucking funny like miss thing you didn’t wrestle that shit with your bare hands you took your dumpy ass to costco in your wife’s pt cruiser you might as well be a drag queen at this point

pisces season is almost over . im done being sad and reflecting. its time to be absolutely feral in aries season

I’m watching Tidying Up, and why did no one tell me that this sweet, delightful woman so pointedly drags straight men for complaining about the mess while not really helping their wives with like anything??? The small cock of her head when she looks them in the eye and asks “you don’t help?” in the sweet voice and you see the fear of god behind their eyes. It fuels me. 

She included in her testimonials a client that said something like “I learned to tidy up things that didn’t bring me joy. So i left my husband. I feel so much happier now.” she’s so subtly brutal lmao

Amazing energy

You grow up and you realise A Bug’s Life was the revolutionary Leftist masterpiece of our childhoods

remember when pixar was like… this

Alexa, release my inhibitions

John Lennon was a wife abuser and Gandhi was a pedophile. Your idols have failed. End this hippie peace and love nonsense and embrace hatred, coldness, and unrelenting anger into your lives already.

60% the jobs that we’ll have in 20 years don’t even exist yet! Who knows what you’ll be? A slave in an asteroid mine? A client who follows rich people around to laugh at their jokes? An organ transplant repo man? A substitute pollinator? A guillotine attendant? There are just so many possibilities!

tea…..and theyre all part-time too

Men trying to sound not horny by hating women is so funny. whenever i hear the word thot or e girl it sounds like an 12th century man saying temptress

Wait @aurric if you had to dress like him for the presentation, wouldn’t you have had to look up a picture reference? How would you not know he was black?

I might enjoy my own company a little too much

listen I’m just a crazy radical feminist but I don’t think women are born with a desire for contoured eyelids