Procrastinating My Life Away

so that was the secret to their beautiful music…

We live in an age where you can press a button and a deep web hitman shows up at your door and kills you. Technology is incredible.

what button

what fucking button

why does the burger king app have quests

I was expecting a loud noise or a jump scare or destruction. What I got-

RIP everyone’s meat

sure i guess sex is okay but have you ever closed a dozen tabs after finishing an academic paper

I got chills just thinking about this

friendly reminder that Tumblr Staff has all the resources and time to do elaborate trivial web coding for this website for April Fool’s Day annually but never did shit to remove cp in this website, ban nazis, and clean the porn bots. meanwhile, they are punishing its userbase by banning all adult-related content using a flawed automated system or machine to do it. as a result, non-nsfw blogs got terminated wrongfully, and even non-nsfw content are getting flagged and blocked. ladies and gentlemen, this is how staff doesn’t give a damn about its user-base and how this website is so broken

a kinnie made up this lie after having a breakdown cause they found out bpdluka kins hatsune miku even tho they have her listed as their top id (not kin cause they’re HATSUNE MIKU IRL) and softblocked half of their mutuals

You just can’t get farm fresh organic nonsense like this on any other platform, I tell you what

Plankton: It’s gorgeous. Oh great patty, take me, take me home daddy.

date someone who avoids the holes so you sleep fine in the car and curses their government for not using their taxes to fill holes with more cement

discuss

the correct color of kirby is pink. a yellow kirby is simply a cheap knock-off product

I said discuss not spout bullshit and slander

I can take hints but i want to hear you say it