Um

This is the kind of stuff that lost Verizon over a billion dollars and why so many people are waiting for the whole site to get shut down.

This is the kind of stuff keeping me on this hellsite and letting me chuckle briefly for 2 seconds a day

@is-the-cat-video-cute

I think the best part is how she actually refuses to latch back on for a few moments so she can yell just a little more for the audacity of it all 

Worms attack me on command

Just anyone’s command I think they’re just looking for an excuse

i am wiggling around my bedto get warm. like worms maybe. you know. in the dirt and such

Booty shorts that say this on the ass

@clockworkrobotic

“Friend? Friend push ball? I push ball. I do good.”

Bees.  Smart enough to push a ball, not smart enough to not be fooled by a stick masquerading as a bee. 

maybe they know and they’re just being polite

Other dimensional beings are undoubtedly amazed at what human beings will accept as human beings too. “But it’s just a stick with a person on it.”

#excuse me neil but what the FUCK was that #thanks for that terrifying thought (nooby-banana)

NEIL WHY. WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT.

It’s reassuring how tumblr-like this entire interaction is. Including not reading the url

Beyond incredible

the fact emily’s twin doesnt have a name though

It’s a platypus?

his swagless looks and cringe fail personality have captivated me

*wheezing* I hate this goddamn site so much

Mushrooms touring the Man On Cieling exhibit, 2019

today’s orc of the day is: You