Always thinking about my ocs

i think the scientology speedrunners should start visiting the hospital mitch mcconnell is supposed to be in. i think it would be enriching for them

the important thing to remember about corporations is that they are so so stupid

this post brought to you by my ex employer claiming that they can't have done disability discrimination against me because there's no proof I had PTSD in January 2025, although they do admit I had it both four months before and six months after that

asked my lawyer if this was the dumbest thing she'd ever seen and she gave me the ol' dead eyed stare that has watched a thousand civilisations fall

it's fine i don't even need to be part of social groups or friend groups anyway (giant hole appears in my chest spontaneously) ? what's that

Youtubers who just cover horror content are a godsend because horror is incredibly fascinating for me to analyze but also I’m a baby who hates getting scared

supermarkets should have benches

everywhere should have benches

I'm not necessarily rooting for the US in the world cup but I do think it would be funny if they made a deep run if only because I feel like, for countries that are actually good at international football, "You lost to the USAmericans" would make for god tier trash talk

Imagine you're from a country where this sport is like a national civic religion and you lose to a bunch of dork ass losers who call it soccer. There's no coming back from that

I thought the USMNT making a deep run and embarrassing some European teams in the process would be the funniest outcome for them in the World Cup but Trump using FIFA's limitless appetite for corruption to get a red card overturned for their game against Belgium only for them to completely embarrass themselves, play way worse than usual and lose by 3 goals is SO much funnier holy shit that's incredible

porn is bad because [christian talking point] and [alt-right study] and [misunderstood neurochemistry] and of course [feature of capitalism]

thank you SO MUCH for reminding me about [feature of patriarchy] and [problem caused by lack of kids' sex ed] random tumblr user in the notes! louder for those in the back!

The adult content warning on this post is really just the icing on the cake

Every time a trans guy gains a seemingly excessive amount of body hair on t and doesn't shave an angel gains their wings

This also happens when trans men get fat btw. Same thing. The heavens cheer and the choirs sing ect

forcemasc is amazing not only for sex reasons because honestly thats sort of whatever for me but just like. yeah you dont have to be a girl. you dont have to be a girl you dont have to be a girl you dont have to be a girl you dont have to do any of that you dont have to shave you dont have to use makeup products you dont have to participate in every microtrend the internet throws at you you dont have to wear that dress that makes you nauseous and suicidal you dont have to fucking smile you dont have to be nice to creeps you dont have to 'just give him a chance' you dont have to do any of that bullshit no you dont have to do piv sex in fact you dont have to bottom at all or even have sex if you dont want to you dont have to do anything they tell you to do you just dont have to you know that right you dont have to be the eldest daughter you dont have to be everyones therapist you dont have to clean up after the men in your life you dont have to do any of that the world wont shatter nothing bad will happen if you just. dont do any of that shit. you dont have to be desireable you dont have to be an object you dont have to be something to look at you dont have to look attractive you dont have to be quiet and timid and agreeable you dont need a 40 step skincare routine you dont have to look 18 when youre not 18 you dont have to make yourself look like a child you dont have to be motherly and nurturing you dont have to just suck it up and keep going you do not at all need to do any of that shit and thats great and you need to realize that and where was i going with this again