will someone please help antonio

The Tempest, aka the only time Shakespeare wrote an Antonio who isn't blatantly thirsting over some other dude

Theory: he wrote it after they broke up

she rosencrantz on my guildenstern until the both of us are dead

i want to make a "he should've been at the club" post about hamlet but there's so much controversy about his actual age that i can't while still maintaining any claim to academic integrity

"should hamlet have been at the club", the world's longest unanswered question in the history of academia, still ongoing after 400 years of debate

12th night would be by far one of the funniest potential all female Shakespeare adaptations possible if they kept everything about it and implied the drama taking place within the extremely insular butch-femme dyke social circle of a single location

Viola after she gets a baby dyke haircut in order to foster social clout in Olivia’s all dyke court but then Olivia (a femme) thinks she’s a whoooole butch top and Viola has to be like actually I’m an andro bottom who wants to be butch 4 butch with the extremely melodramatic stone butch named Duke who keeps emailing you: 😅

Malvolio is one of those uptight 2nd wave feminist 90s dykes who believes butch-femme sex is anti-egalitarian and reproductive of heterosexuality

#CLASS IS CANCELED #AGAIN # LOL WHAT HAPPENED THIS TIME? #WAR? #SATAN? #MURDER? (via @theotherwesley)

@titleleaf wrote a really entertaining fic with exactly this premise and the A+ characterization point that Hamlet would probably actually like having Faustus as a professor. Go check it out; it’s great!

for some reason the above link isn’t working, so here it is.