wake up in a new life

life is often so cringefail. and yet we must go on

i think a shark could certainly kill a bear if you dropped the bear in the ocean. but if you put a shark on land? bear kills the shark for sure

the thing is depression was never destigmatized the narrative just switched from “no one has depression you’re just using it as an excuse” to “everyone has depression you’re just using it as an excuse”

always a little funny to me when filmbros are vehemently anti fanfiction but love to discuss film theories. Maybe my theory is that the 2 main guys sucked each other off. And swallowed

in chess the queens can kill each other which is toxic yuri and the kings can never get within a square of each other which is doomed yaoi

you blog long enough and you stop making jokes. start posting at two week intervals. shit like "i saw a bug today" and "the visions are getting worse"

guys not to alarm anyone but i feel like lamarque is ill and fading fast

fuck

As a kid, I wasn’t allowed to touch the hot stove with my bare hands. But now I get to do it whenever I want

“touch of the ‘tism” = punishable offense