sideblog where i get to laugh, cry and be horny about the guy who won the star war. MINORS DNI, 18+ only. feel free to share headcanons, questions, etc. requests may or may not be filled. official home of Dilf Luke Friday ™️
hey hi it’s christina alexlifesonofficial, finally admitting how down bad i truly am for luke skywalker. let’s lay down some guidelines, shall we?
this blog will contain explicit material, either written by myself or reblogged. READ AT YOUR OWN DISCRETION!
if you need certain words/concepts tagged, please do not hesitate to let me know
NO FOLLOWERS UNDER 18. if you are underage, or your age is not listed on your blog, you will be blocked
all fics/headcanons/imagines written by myself will feature AFAB characters. i do not write male luke ships (if you do that’s fine, they’re just not my thing)
i love hearing from fellow luke stans! my askbox is always open, so feel free to send me headcanons, requests, feedback or questions. that being said, i may choose not to respond to certain asks for any reason, and requests may take a long time to be filled or not filled at all.
if you ever want to write/draw something based on my work, you’re more than welcome to! i only asked to be properly credited
a list of my one-shots and imagines can be found under the cut
i think that’s it! i hope you enjoy what you find here, and may the twin suns light your way ☀️☀️
ONE-SHOT FICS
who says you cannot hold the moon in your hand? - post-esb comfort and fingering, luke/reader
the voice of your eyes is deeper than all roses - post-anh (mostly). luke searches for the answer to a very important question. featuring my oc andrie mykarrah.
the last of life, for which the first was made - various time periods, from pre-anh to post-tros. a collection of drabbles exploring five of luke’s birthdays. featuring my oc andrie mykarrah.
whispers of the heart, echoes of the mind - post-anh. quiet reassurance and heartfelt promises in the middle of the night. featuring my oc andrie mykarrah.
this gentle art - unspecified time period. luke indulges in fantasies of a special lady while “polishing his saber.” luke/reader (or luke/your oc, depending on your mood)
a mock-up of reason and order - two years before tfa. just what DOES a jedi master in exile do during the day? a recently unearthed diary entry has the tea. no pairing
remembrance and reflection - two thousand years after the battle of yavin. a young child on coruscant observe statues of our heroes and reflects on their legacies. brief mention of han/leia
it takes two flints to make a fire - post-rotj, just before the mando season 2 finale. on ossus, the jedi temple is just beginning to take shape—and the student manages to teach her master a thing or two. featuring my oc andrie mykarrah.
parting is all we know of heaven and all we need to know of hell - post-esb, about a year before rotj. luke is ready to return to dagobah and complete his training…but there’s a loose end (split end?) he needs to settle first. featuring my oc andrie mykarrah.
it is in your moments of decision that your destiny is shaped - during tfa. the night before rey arrives on ahch-to, luke reflects on what lead him to the island, and makes a choice he’s been avoiding for years. no pairing
IMAGINES
misc dilf luke headcanons
warming up luke on hoth
dilf luke and compliments
tempting dilf luke with your tits
pulling dilf luke’s hair/beard
luke realizes just how big certain parts of him are
subby dilf luke
dilf luke having a crisis while being kissed
taking a bath with luke
pussy so good it restores dilf luke’s will to live
luke seeing you in lingerie
luke sees god (boobs) for the first time
luke eating pussy
luke discovers nipple piercings
dilf luke is snippy with you but makes up for it
what pet name(s) does dilf luke like?
younger luke vs. dilf luke, sex wise
ambidexterity
winning dilf luke over and thus saving the universe
luke misses flight drills for a most unfortunate reason
The Pegging Ask
luke and his dagobah glow-up
a treatise on what makes esb luke so attractive
poor little bullied wormie :(
giving luke a surprise smack on the ass
dilf luke winking at you
luke skywalker, the bisexual with a secret dating history
defeating the first order with swag and fashion
jedi sugar baby?
making dilf luke laugh
how luke would be with a shy and quiet s/o
dilf luke joins the resistance and gets a crush
jedi sugar baby part 2
thoughts on sith luke
pussy so good it turns sith luke back to the light (maybe)
afterglow/pillow talk with luke
sweet dilf luke
extremely gentle and tender luke
gnawing on dilf luke’s mechanical hand (no really)
how dilf luke would be with a younger/inexperienced partner
pondering how obscenely powerful dilf luke actually is
how dilf luke “pounds puss”
dilf luke gets a blowjob
learning to take luke
dilf luke gets mistaken for reader’s dad
does luke takes risks?
some dirty secrets
when dilf luke pops off just a bit too fast
luke using his first language in bed
my filthiest luke thoughts. sorry
random cute anh headcanons
seeing off luke with a bang (but in a sappy way)
luke offers you massages
luke being unafraid of the dark as a kid
soft and tender moments with dilf luke
luke’s medal + his childhood temper tantrums
luke’s living quarters at the jedi temple
how luke would handle a non-force sensitive partner learning they can’t be together after death
luke having his hair pulled
luke and public affection
ANDRIE MYKARRAH (MY STAR WARS OC)
intro post
what kind of animal would andrie be?
where does andrie feel safest?
an overview of the luke/andrie relationship
spicy headcanons
fluffy headcanons
andrie and the elements
angsty headcanons pt. 1
why does andrie join the rebellion and what does she do?
angsty headcanons pt. 2
andrie’s favorite foods
andrie and luke’s favorite + least favorite things about each other
would andrie eat luke to survive (theoretically)?
does andrie have any fantasies she’d never ask luke to partake in?
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What about Luke? I still imagine him as an Special Agent from the 80s and this would absolutely be his fit. Of course all black 😎 This is really my all time favourite AU 🤩 still thinking about writing a fanfiction myself 🤔😅
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Tumblr try not to infantalize, twinkify, and mischaracterize Luke Skywalker to hell and back at any given opportunity PLEASE. I was a victim of this years ago but I learned from it and I wish to god that no one had ever influenced me to think of him that way!!😭
perhaps this is too freaky of me but pillow fucker luke with a massive crush on you and a raging hard on after you stumble into his lap when the falcon experiences turbulence. he holds onto his headboard and humps his pillow, tightly folded in half, and relives your thighs sitting dangerously close to his cock.. sucks and nibbles on the pillowcase to suppress his groans but ends up thinking about his tongue in between your thighs. cums in his pillow and tries not to look anywhere near your short skirt the morning after...
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