I'm Claire And This Is My Mess Of A Blog

I love when people are weird. Do your thing diva

If you remember being a teenager you're a creep because you straight up saw yourself naked back then. The only way to be righteous is to obliterate your mind with drugs until you can't remember anything

If I keep practicing I might even be a person soon

we really should be calling it fanworks, not content

I'm here for fun and community not to rp a mega corporation's underpaid social media intern

rebecca black was right. It’s Friday

age regressing to 2 years old but i was an especially erudite and articulate baby so you don't even notice

age regressing to 2 years old but I'm a Christian baby and you are about to get a home run

Literally stop having anxiety it’s not real.

Hi, its me. The warmest creature in the world. I love you. Im the warmest creature in the world and I love you so much and I need to be in your lap right now. Yes, I know about the heat wave. That's okay though because I was already the warmest creature in the world so I don't mind. I love you and you need to let me sleep in your lap right now. I'm soooo warm and I love you sooo much. If you say no you'll be saying no to a thing that love you. Let me sleep in your lap. When I fall asleep I get warmer. I love you

my sexual fantasy Is to have someone notice my absence and wonder about me

they dont tell you this but you carry your upset younger self in you like a parasitic twin

hey diva no shade but I have stationed mercenaries at the edge of your kingdom’s borders

I’m starting to think some of y’all haven’t actually felt the rain on your skin… which is crazy because no one else can feel it for you