Lightwood-Herondale

Here comes the General. 

RISE UP

Ladies and gentlemen, the moment you’ve been waiting for. The pride of the Resistance: Leia Organa!

Check it– Can I be real a second? For just a millisecond? Let down my guard and tell the people how I feel a second? Now I’m the model of an interstellar general, The adulated Ald'raanian Organa whose men are all Lining up, to put me up on a pedestal Forgivin’ me my relatives Establishin’ my elegance and eloquence But the Rankor is in the room The truth is in ya face when ya hear the Order’s lasers go–

PEW

WHAT

OUTPLAYED!

WHAT

OUTNUMBERED OUTWEIGHED!

VVOOM VVOOM VVOOM VVOOM VVOOM

We gotta fight or else we’ll fade! Ayo, I’m gonna need a Right-hand aide.

i’m in a long distance relationship with the stars

may your ass get fatter and your heart get wiser in 2017

May your wallet get thicker and soul become heavy in 2017

may your skin get clearer and your love reciprocated in 2017

Reblog for this to come true

Holy fuck I’m old…

You’re old

I’m so old

the biggest joke of 2016 is that kylie jenner was right

so like new game plan: i don’t go to college, and instead, just start digging a giant hole with my hands in my backyard, call it performance art, gain notoriety, and keep doing it until i reach the earth’s core. sound good? great.

2017 is going 2 be a very healing year because it’s going to force us to accept that 2007 was ten years ago not three and i think that’s the root of our collective issues

it’s just not realistic

Date someone who will date you

Need me a freak like that

teacher *while handing out 40 year old textbook*: wikipedia is very unreliable

legit advice for ur perfect nude ..match ur lipstick color to ur labia color

How do I check while I’m at the store buying it

wear a skirt so you can buss it open? quit living in fear?

Ok but can we address how supervillainy “return to his tower” sounds