anyone got a pad ?

tbh it’s a red flag that the inventor of chiropractic got the idea from a ghost. bones are like the #1 thing ghosts don’t have

All my haters become aligators when I activate my gatorinator.

you laugh now, but when my gatorinator is ready, it's all over

Having taken stock of the situation, it's not as bad as I originally thought. It's not like these crocodilians are an urgent problem, much less a representation of my own mortality. There's no ticking clock here.

Posts that have 100k gators to me.

Actually there are only 5 gators in my post, but it is an understandable mistake.

No, I would not steal a car. However, if I had the ability to create a copy of someone's car that I could have for free while the other person retained their original car, I would definitely do that.

One legitimately weird thing about Tumblr is that we literally can’t code for shit, many people quit working at Tumblr due to a hostile work environment, and we can’t seem to program a simple blogging website to not flood your RAM.

Mary Magdalene washing Christ's feet

happy "closer to 2050 than 2000" day everyone

I do not like that