sillymaxxer

Hazy nostalgic flashback montage but instead of a dead wife it’s a defunct kebab shop

My cats wanted to fight again and I wasn't letting them but the passion in their eye contact suggests they started fighting telepathically

don't go into the humanities because they're unprofitable and don't go into stem cuz its getting torn apart right now and don't go into buisness because it's competetive and speculative and don't go into education because it pays like shit. Just lay on thr ground. Just lay on the ground.

Fuck the haters. I believe in you

doomscrolling thru the weather app

mozzarella and parmesan is kind of like the age gap yuri of cheese

your cat was an honor to see in the window

A cat is a machine that turns proteins into violence.

literally drinking a beer by the lake and still opened tumblr. some of us are beyond saving

fairly reliably when someone is mean and weird to you on Tumblr, you can look on their blog and all their recent posts will be about how unhappy they are in their interpersonal relationships and/or how frustrated they are that their creative venture hasn't found success. and it's like ohhhhh okay, I get it. you're clawing at other people because you're actively drowning. my sympathies, that sucks, but I'm not a lifeguard so carry on.