sillymaxxer

Thought this was one of those artifacts they use to try and prove that aliens exist and built Machu Picchu but it's very clearly concrete and not sedementary stone.

a stripper's thong is probably comfy as fuck if you're dollars

what they dont tell you about strategy based games is that its hard if you’re stupid

remember when linguini brought a rat he found back to his apartment and got all embarrassed and was like it’s not much. to the rat

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

Messing up my customer service hotline job and playing a gunshot sound effect over the phone then coming back with a slightly different accent