sillymaxxer

while you were busy jacking off & cumming hard. it rained outside beautifully

what do you think i was jacking off to...?

the author's barely disguised longing for a kinder world

clocking in at the don’t ruminate on it factory

too bad it’s not possible to do anything. but at least there’s music

a quirk of sexting while british is switching from arse to ass. i would never fuck someone in the arse. its impolite.

i often feel like a dog that's been tasked with paperwork

I was mugged by snow white and the seven dwarves the other day. six dwarves now, I suppose. kneed dipshit or dopey or whatever he was called in the eye socket so hard he died before his limp body hit the ground. they all scattered after that. I'll never forget how they wailed his name

bad thoughts at night/poster’s delight… but those posts by the morning/scrollers take warning

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