sillymaxxer

Fuck the haters. I believe in you

doomscrolling thru the weather app

mozzarella and parmesan is kind of like the age gap yuri of cheese

your cat was an honor to see in the window

A cat is a machine that turns proteins into violence.

literally drinking a beer by the lake and still opened tumblr. some of us are beyond saving

fairly reliably when someone is mean and weird to you on Tumblr, you can look on their blog and all their recent posts will be about how unhappy they are in their interpersonal relationships and/or how frustrated they are that their creative venture hasn't found success. and it's like ohhhhh okay, I get it. you're clawing at other people because you're actively drowning. my sympathies, that sucks, but I'm not a lifeguard so carry on.

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

someone accused me of feigning a sexual attraction to spiders for clout. there's easier ways to get clout, man.....