sillymaxxer

I’m putting in my too weak notice.

Hazy nostalgic flashback montage but instead of a dead wife it’s a defunct kebab shop

My cats wanted to fight again and I wasn't letting them but the passion in their eye contact suggests they started fighting telepathically

don't go into the humanities because they're unprofitable and don't go into stem cuz its getting torn apart right now and don't go into buisness because it's competetive and speculative and don't go into education because it pays like shit. Just lay on thr ground. Just lay on the ground.

Fuck the haters. I believe in you

doomscrolling thru the weather app

mozzarella and parmesan is kind of like the age gap yuri of cheese

your cat was an honor to see in the window

A cat is a machine that turns proteins into violence.