Was haben ein Auto und eine Taube gemeinsam? Gurt. Was macht ein Italiener auf einem Spielplatz? Ciao-keln. Wenn ich eine Taube hΓ€tte, wΓΌrde ich sie Almi nennen. Warum? Weil Almi gurrt.
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Was haben ein Auto und eine Taube gemeinsam? Gurt. Was macht ein Italiener auf einem Spielplatz? Ciao-keln. Wenn ich eine Taube hΓ€tte, wΓΌrde ich sie Almi nennen. Warum? Weil Almi gurrt.

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washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes
your weird obsession with moral purity is degrading your critical thinking skills and poisoning your ability to empathize with other people btw
hate when I rb a post that i think is just good but it turns out it's vaguing like fifteen other posts and now it looks like I've take a Stance even though I just woke up and haven't even been born yet truly
SCREAM

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we should never stop talking about this
3 YEAR UPDATE
Happy 3 years to this post that started the change to The Prophecy as documented in The Fate Of Ophelia.
I swore my loyalty to me, myself and I, Right before you lit my sky up
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you gotta read, you gotta write, you gotta draw, you gotta watch films and shows. there is literally NO time to be employed
its interesting how the people who say "my trauma made me funny" are never actually funny just uncomfortably self-deprecating

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Ashish Ferguson via Instagram, 7/6/2026 (x)
writing isnβt hard. i just have to extract 80,000 words from my brain using sheer psychic force
Happy July 1st
[excerpt]
It's a love story, and Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce said yes!
The superstar singer and the Kansas City Chiefs tight end, both 36, married in a splashy wedding ceremony at Madison Square Garden in New York City on July 3.
For the momentous occasion, the happy couple had various spaces of the iconic arena transformed.
"It looked like a forest," an insider tells PEOPLE exclusively of the decor, which included ferns and trees, with the arena seats covered in white.
During the ceremony, βTaylor walked down the aisle to a stage where they said βI do,'" says the source, who adds, "their vows were about 20 minutes each," and Swift and Kelce read them from gold books. The pair also provided guests with embroidered handkerchiefs for any emotional moments throughout the evening.
βAfter the ceremony, Taylorβs mom invited everyone into the reception room where a stage was set up," adds the source, who says Paul McCartney performed The Beatles' beloved hit "I Want to Hold Your Hand"; Stevie Nicks was also on the lineup of A-list performers.
At the reception, guests noshed on bites from food stations with Italian cuisine, sushi and passed trays, and "there were bars everywhere," says the source, who adds that despite the size of the venue, "It was very crowded!"
A rep for Swift confirmed the marriage on the evening of July 3.
So apparently this was the first time Paul McCartney sang I Wanna Hold Your Hand in 60 years

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I think so many problems online can be solved by either going "damn, not my problem" or simply sending a screenshot to a group chat
how it feels remembering charlie kirk got shot through the neck and died