Goddess of Hoes

Habemus Wife!

Did they stick a printed version of the news release onto the gates like the royals

are you gonna marry, kiss or kill me 🥹🥹🥹

genuinely think "chose the rose garden over madison square" is a new all-timer for kismet lore up there with "as if the street lights pointed in an arrowhead leading us home"

Gott nimm meine Periodenkrämpfe und gib sie Friedrich Merz

schwöre die Aktivität an diesem Post ist wie so ein Merz-Bullshit-Seismograph. Immer wenn der wieder Notes bekommt weiß ich dass er was Dummes von sich gegeben hat

can't believe taylor writing a song called "you're on your own, kid" set in motion a chain of events that would lead her to never being on her own again

really grateful to taywedding for bringing the whimsy because my personal life is in shambles lol

i’m about to fuck shit up yall