Goddess of Hoes

Gott nimm meine Periodenkrämpfe und gib sie Friedrich Merz

schwöre die Aktivität an diesem Post ist wie so ein Merz-Bullshit-Seismograph. Immer wenn der wieder Notes bekommt weiß ich dass er was Dummes von sich gegeben hat

can't believe taylor writing a song called "you're on your own, kid" set in motion a chain of events that would lead her to never being on her own again

really grateful to taywedding for bringing the whimsy because my personal life is in shambles lol

i’m about to fuck shit up yall

cheers to finding that beautiful beautiful life that shimmers that innocent light back like when we were young 🥂

The way discussions of “privacy” have developed the last few years is perplexing to me

personally i think it’s okay and normal for people to be excited for a major pop culture event

it really does come down to making the friendship bracelets and taking the moment and tasting it huh

Also say what the fuck you what about how Taylor Swift should be taxed (she is taxed, they invented a whole ass tax for her in Rhode Island) and I agree she should be. But ON TOP OF THAT, every single one of these charities she and Travis just donated to is related to a place she lives or has lived. She is literally paying into her community! Directly!!

“iTs pErForMaTiVe” there is physically $26 million more dollars in the hands of people who need it like at what point does that adjective mean legitimately nothing

it’s so hard for me to listen to heartbroken/angry breakup songs by straight men bc no matter how good the song is i’ll be like i’m not sure if i fully believe you. let’s hear her side of the story.