that one friend who cant stop getting nerfed

duuuuuude you have GOT to come out tonight we're enacting cruelty upon those who have transgressed so badly that we can justify any act against them... and you KNOW we're interpreting our delight as moral righteousness... Yeah it's fucking crazyyyyyyy get an Uber

somewhere, there’s moonlight on the ocean

Another reason why trains would be good is that most people are not good at driving

i miss everyone

i bet it feels good to be an underwater plant just swaying in sync with the flow of water

my life isnt perfect but at least im not doing a mans laundry

i'm going to [remembers suicide jokes have a negative impact on my mental health] be unwell, gentlemen. quite unwell, i expect. and i don't know for how long. a week? no, two. perhaps... perhaps more

the losing dogs and i are engaging in insider trading

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