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the general public is really like “oh it chapter two is a horror movie” and they’re wrong. it chapter two is brokeback mountain with a clown, and the clown? it’s me baby

pussy is a gateway hole. soon you’ll be fucking car mufflers and sewer pipes

Official Pussy Post

This shitty little gimmick blog existed just long enough to be tagged on this post and hang itself on my doorstep

I thought Old Man Yaoi was like a specific person or entity. Like you walk down to the river, there’s Old Man Consequences, you walk down to the oak tree there’s Old Man Sensibility, and then you walk into the gay club and you’ll never guess who it is

Cartoon bully with a black skull t shirt transitions into a woman. New shirt. Skull over each breast.

So is she still a bully or did she figure out the source of her insecurities and fix it?

She is a bad person who hurts people for fun.

big loud incorrect buzzer noise that plays after every social interaction i have

brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

i like to think i'm the dead horse that everyone keeps beating

How to beat yourself with a metal pipe tutorial