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Robert gets kidnapped z team is confused about why because he's a normal dude. Nothing special even Blond blazer is confused because Robert kept his super hero identity on the down low. Only for the kidnappers to reveal they are trying to get a ransom from not SDN his actual work place the red ring. Demanding shroud gives them the money or Robert gets hurt. Z team is confused about why are they asking Shroud for money because Robert has no relationship with him. Shroud laughs and sends one message have fun with my feral racoon of a son. Robert will escape and he will be destroying shit on the way out. But a good way to left the feral dude to use up pent up rage that won't effect his evil organization budget. Z team is slacked jawed about the reveal of Robert being Shrouds son. Blond blazer regrets letting z team list to the audio they intercepted while listening in on the conversation.

So what I am hearing is most of the team is either terrified or turned on by this turn of events?

#dispatch #robert robertson #dispatch au #dispatch game #z team dispatch

@glowinggemma28-fangirl Shroud is now more worried about most of z team wanting to see what he ment by feral racoon. Mainly Sonar, Flambae and Invisigal. The others are trying to figure out who did shroud hook up with 😆. Waterboy is questioning if Robert was actually a bad guy who joined the Phoenix program.

Robert gets kidnapped z team is confused about why because he's a normal dude. Nothing special even Blond blazer is confused because Robert kept his super hero identity on the down low. Only for the kidnappers to reveal they are trying to get a ransom from not SDN his actual work place the red ring. Demanding shroud gives them the money or Robert gets hurt. Z team is confused about why are they asking Shroud for money because Robert has no relationship with him. Shroud laughs and sends one message have fun with my feral racoon of a son. Robert will escape and he will be destroying shit on the way out. But a good way to left the feral dude to use up pent up rage that won't effect his evil organization budget. Z team is slacked jawed about the reveal of Robert being Shrouds son. Blond blazer regrets letting z team list to the audio they intercepted while listening in on the conversation.

#dispatch #robert robertson #dispatch au #dispatch game #z team dispatch #mecha man

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I love the idea of Rocky extending Grace’s lifespan to Eridian levels without telling him

muffinlance

Rocky learn about Greenland sharks. Statement.

Grace: ...I have so questions. Question.

I want to read a fic about this

Flambae tries talking to Robert outside with him.( Mostly about trying to get back together). Only to have Sonar land down pick Robert up and fly off with him. Flambae reaction? Sonar is very happy to see his cousin.

Husband kidnapped? Time to race a bat in the name of love!

Robert, dangling in Sonar's grip like a rodent caught by a predator: Why can't people in my life be normal?

Robert: Put me down!

Megabat: sure! *sets Robert down on top of a buildings roof*

Robert: thank you jow might explain who you are and why…

Victor changes back and while barely wearing anything pulls Robert into a tight hug: I still can’t believe it’s really you! It’s me Cousin Victor!

Robert eyes widen.:Wait VICTOR! How are you!

Victor: I’m part of the Phoenix Program! And now I get to work with my favorite cousin this is the BEST!!!!

Bae: Hands off my Husbitch!

Robert: Zahir we got a fucking divorce that YOU initiated, so you don’t get to call me Husbitch anymore! And secondly I’m fine I’m catching up with my Favorite Cousin from childhood!

Bae/Sonar: He’s your Cousin?/You were MARRIED?!

Robert: Yes to both. Victor and mine mom’s were sisters. With my mom being the odd one out in the family as she wasn’t a hybrid…and Yes Zahir and I were married for 2 years until he got sent to jail and I found signed Divorce forms in his things.

Sonar, is Flambae: Tell me you didn't reproduce in those two years

Robert: We tried

#dispatch #robert robertson #dispatch au #dispatch game #z team dispatch

Victor I'm taking you home later to night. Mom misses you. Flambae is that why Robert ate weird things.

succubusboyfriend

practicing self care less out of self love and more for the sheer logical reasoning of it’d be kinda stupid of me to expect myself to be able to function without proper maintenance

succubusboyfriend

“oh i don’t deserve rest and relaxation, i haven’t done enough, i haven’t earned it” and my car’s breaks don’t deserve break fluid because they aren’t breaking well enough to earn it. that’s what you sound like!!!!!

Flambae tries talking to Robert outside with him.( Mostly about trying to get back together). Only to have Sonar land down pick Robert up and fly off with him. Flambae reaction? Sonar is very happy to see his cousin.

Husband kidnapped? Time to race a bat in the name of love!

Robert, dangling in Sonar's grip like a rodent caught by a predator: Why can't people in my life be normal?

Robert: Put me down!

Megabat: sure! *sets Robert down on top of a buildings roof*

Robert: thank you jow might explain who you are and why…

Victor changes back and while barely wearing anything pulls Robert into a tight hug: I still can’t believe it’s really you! It’s me Cousin Victor!

Robert eyes widen.:Wait VICTOR! How are you!

Victor: I’m part of the Phoenix Program! And now I get to work with my favorite cousin this is the BEST!!!!

Bae: Hands off my Husbitch!

Robert: Zahir we got a fucking divorce that YOU initiated, so you don’t get to call me Husbitch anymore! And secondly I’m fine I’m catching up with my Favorite Cousin from childhood!

Bae/Sonar: He’s your Cousin?/You were MARRIED?!

Robert: Yes to both. Victor and mine mom’s were sisters. With my mom being the odd one out in the family as she wasn’t a hybrid…and Yes Zahir and I were married for 2 years until he got sent to jail and I found signed Divorce forms in his things.

#dispatch #robert robertson #dispatch au #dispatch game #sonar dispatch #z team dispatch #sonar #mecha man

Victor ok time to escape with my cousin. Until Flambae yells while Victor flys away with Robert. You cheated on me with Mecha man. Victor trys not laugh/ throw up because he remembers Mecha man was his uncle Robbie super hero name. He didn't know Robert took on being a hero too.

allthingswhumpyandangsty

be kind to yourself and your creations ♡

#dispatch #dispatch au #look who's talking dispatch au #oc #oc reference sheet #robert robertson #trans!robert robertson #robert robertson x oc #sonar #sonar x oc #mechabat #mechabat x oc #I'm so sorry for the quality I don't have the best camera ^^U

I feel attacked 😆

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I haven't stopped thinking about @quitealotofsodapop's Look who's talking AU, so much so that I ended up starting a ref sheet for Rose! I still wanna do more posing with a full body, and do some painting here, but exams are coming and I'm busy, so this will have to do for now lmao

And yes, I will eventually do Robert and Sonar, I'm drawing that throuple no matter what >:)

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this should be the most reblogged post on tumblr before it dies

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We need to reblog this so much that the post breaks

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Do not like

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Keep. Reblogging.

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If we reblog enough we could save it

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how did this lose over 5k notes

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I’m glad we cost Yahoo 2 billion dollars.

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it’s like a perfectly preserved body at Pompei

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Finding this on my normal dash is like taking a stroll through the Park and suddently stumbeling upon the Codex Hammurabi just lying there.

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we are still reblogging

birthofcassiopeia

sorry guys, the sheet ghost has been dying

I am gonna finally feed u guys tho lol

Waisan Robert my beloved, I have no idea where the hc began but I do know that it would be hilarious on a drunk karaoke night with the z-team.

I think it’s funny before or after the reveal, like, the team has been trying to get him drunk enough to do it, and finally he does because he’s drunk and lost a bet. he got onstage, and proceeded to sing the accidentally selected song word for word. He then immediately passes out once off-stage. They know next to nothing about Robert (even after the reveal) and this doesn’t tell them shit. Ofc Prism was filming though, so everyone demanded that it be sent to the gc. fast forward to the next morning which consists of Robert remembering nothing after his fifth shot that night and a “wtf is this??” Text from Chase with a video attached.

weekly-eons

IT IS TIME! The whole gang is here! Separated ones under the read more

Peregrine asks around the office about Robert. Gets pretty much the same consensus. Batshit insane. Great guy. Would give you the shirt off his back but it's probably got blood on it.

Main description: broke. Peregrine only counts money. No money means doesn't matter. He is so sure he will win this. There is no possible way Flambae would choose someone broke over him, right?

Meanwhile Robert, securing his hold on Flambae's heart: So, hypothetically, if you had a daughter, what would you name her?

Flambae: Probably Rose.

Robert: Rose…I like that definitely going on the list!

Flambae: List?

Robert pulls out the sonogram with its a girl written on the back: Congrats Dad. Now about dinner tonight I was thinking….

Bae picks Robert up and starts spinning him around while kissing his Cheek.: I love you!

Robert laughing: Glad you’re on board! Now can you please help me figure out how to stay in the Phoenix program while not in the field so I don’t have to give birth to your daughter in Jail.

Bae freezes in horror at the thought: We can come up with something…maybe you can be a dispatcher or do light work in the lab woth Royd…

Peregrine, thinking it will be an easy win, coming to Flambae: Hey, long time no see. You look great. Got any plans for tonight? I got some reservations that I would like to use in your company

Flambae: oh yeah hey. Umm no I have very important plans, maybe another time.

Come on Robert we need to talk to Blazer about Options! *carries Robert away who just gives the asshole who just tried to ruin their moment the middle finger behind bae’s back*

Peregrine doesn’t understand what just happened meanwhile Galen is trying not to snort coffee up his nose.

Robert got him some from his favorite shop as a peace offering and bribe to not say anything about the pregnancy to anyone before he and and Zahir are ready