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THOT SQUAD - BSTFU

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Toxic is ranting about Robert’s dad. Robert’s so done and tired.

Robert presses a few buttons and he’s like, “Hey. Hey, Toxic. Look at this.”

Toxic looks up at the suit and…it’s holding up its middle finger.

“Really, dude? Fuck you too.”

Robert wheezes.

Robert encounters Flambae. Flambae calls him weak. The mech suit slowly raises its hand and it cranks up a big ol’ middle finger.

Flambae is furious.

“YOU. BITCH.”

Robert is trying not to laugh.

Robert defeats Shroud, watching his octo suit thing crash land on the roof. Shroud crawls out.

“Hey. Hey, Shroud.”

Shroud looks up. From the ground, the suit shifts and two middle fingers are held up towards him.

Ref.

ABSOLUTLEY.

You know how protective dads get over their teen daughters? That's Shroud with Fox Spirit Robert.

That's his little guy. His kit.

Not matter how bad things went with Robbie, Elliot still saw Robert as His kid. Not just because he was involved in creating him.

So when Shroud starts hearing around the cell block about some "foxy vigilante" that seduces and binds criminals for information? He gets scared and furious at the exact same time. If he's got informants on the outside, he's even more enraged seeing photographs of Robert in low-effort disguises batting his eyelashes as the scum of LA like it's a game.

Robert would roll his eyes at Shroud's worry/protectiveness.

Shroud: "Absolutely NO seduction, enticing, or using fox magic on criminals!" Robert: "It's a bit ironic, you being the protective parent, seeing how you literally killed Dad." Shroud: "You're running around Torrence like that! How am I not supposed to be worried!?" Robert: "I'm not 15 anymore!" Shroud: "GO TO YOUR ROOM!" Robert: "This is my apartment!" Shroud: "GO!" Robert: (*grumbling, slams bedroom door behind him*) Beef: (*confused whine?*) Shroud: "I'm tough on him, because I care."

And if he learns thats how TOXIC got kidnapped? Bro...

Toxic: "Yeah, that fox-siren thing you did really threw me for a loop, but you still-" Shroud, turns to Toxic enraged, eye glowing red: "YOU DID WHAT!?" Toxic, confused: "What? You told me to lead him here-" Shroud, pulls out gun: "Did you touch my son, you piece of shit!?" Toxic, surprised: "Your what?" 0_0 Shroud: (*aims directly at Toxic's crotch*)

(*Cue Toxic being chased, Looney Tunes-style across the warehouse scaffolding. The rest of the Red Ring are absolutely shocked/terrified. Robert has already escaped*)