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Spent the afternoon at a waterpark with my brothers and got my white ass absolutely baked, so of course I'm imagining Robert getting an absolutely awful sunburn and Flambae fucking losing it laughing at him looking like a little lobster, but then realising that, this sucks actually cause Robert doesn't want to be touched and doesnt want anything hot near him at all. Flambae rubs aloe on his back and shoulders and has to be very careful not to instinctually heat up his hands like he usually does when massaging Robert.

#dispatch #adhoc dispatch #robert robertson #flambae #flambert #mechabae #oh the tried and true tradition #of giving your blorbos your ailments

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dionaeabloom

(rules: shuffle your on repeat playlist and post the first ten songs. then tag ten people)

Tagged by @incel-sodomy-machine

Okay yummers let's do it

1. Finesse by Django Reinhardt

2. Knife in the Coffee CSH

3. My Alcoholic Friends by The Dresden Dolls

4. Lysergic Bliss by of Montreal

5. Deceptacon by Le Tigre

6. Verbatim by Mother Mother

7. Stuff is Way by TMBG

8. Kiss Me, Son of God by TMBG

9. Doctor Worm by TMBG

10. Charlie's Inferno by That Handsome Devil

Wow so much TMBG.

No pressure to do this obviously. But it was pretty fun and now u know my music taste

@deathbloomofficial @squidprinceofwinterfell @pinkprintleopard-venus @archivedangst @ladyrosetheflowerknight @yours-troubadourly @gh0ulkitty @22psyduck @vegasranger @tblrfrogthetblrblog

archivedangst

Heaven’s Light/Hellfire from the Hunchback of Notre Dame

2. Take Me to the Beach by Imagine Dragons and Ado

3. Numb by Linkin Park

4. Confrontation from Jekyll and Hyde

5. Madame Guillotine from the Scarlet Pimpernel

6. Stained Glass Eyes by the Vampire Lestat

7. Jack’s Lament from The Nightmare Before Christmas

8. Sleep by MCR

9. Sally’s Song (Amalee cover)

10. Misery Business by Paramore

I think it’s very obvious what kind of person I am

Also, I don’t think I know ten mutuals I feel comfortable bugging about this lol, so: @emolander @invisobill-enthusiast @ani-v0id @queencarmine

invisobill-enthusiast

Ngl I haven't listened to any music unless I was looking something up so idk what's going on here.

1. I'll Believe in Anything by Wolf Parade

2. Disco Mickey Mouse from Mickey Mouse Disco

3. mangetout by Wet Leg

4. Sparks by Coldplay

5. Paranoid Android by Radiohead

6. Dreams by The Cranberries

7. I Wanna Be Yours by Arctic Monkeys

8. New Flesh by Current Joys

9. Don't Fuck Your Friends by Fagatron

10. Splashdance from Mickey Mouse Splashdance

@dylacola @birthofcassiopeia @orisquirrelking @local-dragon-haunt @emmasmoke8 @mellifluouzzz @theyear1980 @blossyossyossy @deeplenpeeple @ikiracake

ikiracake

Oh boy let's see what we get:

Leather Jacket by Arkells

I Know by Dionne Farris

Where Do You Run by The Score

The Phoenix by Fall Out Boy

Gravity from Hazbin Hotel

Take You A Little Bit Higher by Companion

Here's To The Zeros by Marianas Trench

Say Amen (Saturday Night) by Panic! At the Disco

If You Could Read My Mind by Stars on 54

Play With Fire by Sam Tinnesz feat. Yacht Money

That's actually a decent selection of songs I honestly listen to, more or less

Now to tag, feel free to ignore if you don't want to do!

@crunchyplastic @crowmage @kinglazrus @dapperdoodlenoodle @mechabae @berrybloss @the-oaken-muse @m00nlight3r @mobliterated @jadenoryuu

dapperdoodlenoodle

1. HRT by Girls Rituals

2. My Moon My Man by Feist

3. MAMMAMIA by Måneskin

4. Getting Away with Murder by Belvedere Kane

5. RISK, RISK, RISK! by Jhariah

6. Monster by Reckless Love

7. Bum Bitch by Thot Squad

8. I Like Marines by Helot Revolt

9. WHERE SHE GOES by Bad Bunny

10. Isabella Rossellini by Belvedere Kane

@yumemiruseiun @bastard-eyeless-bigshot @masonxashxx @s0rinarl @enderon @citrus-adventures @nebwrites

bastard-eyeless-bigshot

Oh funky!

1. Half Loser by Future Teens

2. GODDAMNITALL by The Wonder Years

3. Los Angeles by Sugarcult

4. Starburster by Fontaines D.C.

5. Alter Ego by Doechii & JT

6. I just want to sell out my funeral by The Wonder Years

7. Wasted on the Senate Floor by Emperor X

8. Smoke Screen by Sweet Pill

9. BSTFU by Thot Squad

10. Monica Lewinskibidi by Hot Mulligan

@waterbrand101 @m00nlight3r @greenlaut

m00nlight3r

Hell yeah >:D

1. A Perfect Day to Die by Onslaught

2. Sulfur by Slipknot

3. Army Dreamers by Kate Bush

4. DARE by Gorrilaz

5. I Love You Like An Alcoholic by The Taxpayers

6. Creep by Radiohead

7. Dumpster Girl by Jack Stauber's Micropop

8. Brand New City by Mitski

9. Dialtone by Toby Fox

10. HOES DEPRESSED by THOT SQUAD

@pinkparagram @tremendous-amount-of-ships @enderon feel free to join!! :D

enderon

Love a good tag meme.

1. 'Tap Into Your Mind' A Wrinkle in Time Soundtrack

2. 'Another Day' RENT Fox Live version

3. 'What's Going On?!' Elio Mei

4. 'Battle Round' Centaurworld season 2

5. 'Why Not' Hillary Duff

6. 'Ghost [A Cappella]'

7. 'Seasons of Love' Thomas Sanders cover

8. 'Dos Oruguitas' Encanto Soundtrack

9. 'Your Eyes' RENT Fox Live version

10. 'Mine' Glee version

Anyone who would like to is more than welcome to do this

dionaeabloom

(rules: shuffle your on repeat playlist and post the first ten songs. then tag ten people)

Tagged by @incel-sodomy-machine

Okay yummers let's do it

1. Finesse by Django Reinhardt

2. Knife in the Coffee CSH

3. My Alcoholic Friends by The Dresden Dolls

4. Lysergic Bliss by of Montreal

5. Deceptacon by Le Tigre

6. Verbatim by Mother Mother

7. Stuff is Way by TMBG

8. Kiss Me, Son of God by TMBG

9. Doctor Worm by TMBG

10. Charlie's Inferno by That Handsome Devil

Wow so much TMBG.

No pressure to do this obviously. But it was pretty fun and now u know my music taste

@deathbloomofficial @squidprinceofwinterfell @pinkprintleopard-venus @archivedangst @ladyrosetheflowerknight @yours-troubadourly @gh0ulkitty @22psyduck @vegasranger @tblrfrogthetblrblog

archivedangst

Heaven’s Light/Hellfire from the Hunchback of Notre Dame

2. Take Me to the Beach by Imagine Dragons and Ado

3. Numb by Linkin Park

4. Confrontation from Jekyll and Hyde

5. Madame Guillotine from the Scarlet Pimpernel

6. Stained Glass Eyes by the Vampire Lestat

7. Jack’s Lament from The Nightmare Before Christmas

8. Sleep by MCR

9. Sally’s Song (Amalee cover)

10. Misery Business by Paramore

I think it’s very obvious what kind of person I am

Also, I don’t think I know ten mutuals I feel comfortable bugging about this lol, so: @emolander @invisobill-enthusiast @ani-v0id @queencarmine

invisobill-enthusiast

Ngl I haven't listened to any music unless I was looking something up so idk what's going on here.

1. I'll Believe in Anything by Wolf Parade

2. Disco Mickey Mouse from Mickey Mouse Disco

3. mangetout by Wet Leg

4. Sparks by Coldplay

5. Paranoid Android by Radiohead

6. Dreams by The Cranberries

7. I Wanna Be Yours by Arctic Monkeys

8. New Flesh by Current Joys

9. Don't Fuck Your Friends by Fagatron

10. Splashdance from Mickey Mouse Splashdance

@dylacola @birthofcassiopeia @orisquirrelking @local-dragon-haunt @emmasmoke8 @mellifluouzzz @theyear1980 @blossyossyossy @deeplenpeeple @ikiracake

ikiracake

Oh boy let's see what we get:

Leather Jacket by Arkells

I Know by Dionne Farris

Where Do You Run by The Score

The Phoenix by Fall Out Boy

Gravity from Hazbin Hotel

Take You A Little Bit Higher by Companion

Here's To The Zeros by Marianas Trench

Say Amen (Saturday Night) by Panic! At the Disco

If You Could Read My Mind by Stars on 54

Play With Fire by Sam Tinnesz feat. Yacht Money

That's actually a decent selection of songs I honestly listen to, more or less

Now to tag, feel free to ignore if you don't want to do!

@crunchyplastic @crowmage @kinglazrus @dapperdoodlenoodle @mechabae @berrybloss @the-oaken-muse @m00nlight3r @mobliterated @jadenoryuu

dapperdoodlenoodle

1. HRT by Girls Rituals

2. My Moon My Man by Feist

3. MAMMAMIA by Måneskin

4. Getting Away with Murder by Belvedere Kane

5. RISK, RISK, RISK! by Jhariah

6. Monster by Reckless Love

7. Bum Bitch by Thot Squad

8. I Like Marines by Helot Revolt

9. WHERE SHE GOES by Bad Bunny

10. Isabella Rossellini by Belvedere Kane

@yumemiruseiun @bastard-eyeless-bigshot @masonxashxx @s0rinarl @enderon @citrus-adventures @nebwrites

bastard-eyeless-bigshot

Oh funky!

1. Half Loser by Future Teens

2. GODDAMNITALL by The Wonder Years

3. Los Angeles by Sugarcult

4. Starburster by Fontaines D.C.

5. Alter Ego by Doechii & JT

6. I just want to sell out my funeral by The Wonder Years

7. Wasted on the Senate Floor by Emperor X

8. Smoke Screen by Sweet Pill

9. BSTFU by Thot Squad

10. Monica Lewinskibidi by Hot Mulligan

@waterbrand101 @m00nlight3r @greenlaut

m00nlight3r

Hell yeah >:D

1. A Perfect Day to Die by Onslaught

2. Sulfur by Slipknot

3. Army Dreamers by Kate Bush

4. DARE by Gorrilaz

5. I Love You Like An Alcoholic by The Taxpayers

6. Creep by Radiohead

7. Dumpster Girl by Jack Stauber's Micropop

8. Brand New City by Mitski

9. Dialtone by Toby Fox

10. HOES DEPRESSED by THOT SQUAD

@pinkparagram @tremendous-amount-of-ships @enderon feel free to join!! :D

enderon

Love a good tag meme.

1. 'Tap Into Your Mind' A Wrinkle in Time Soundtrack

2. 'Another Day' RENT Fox Live version

3. 'What's Going On?!' Elio Mei

4. 'Battle Round' Centaurworld season 2

5. 'Why Not' Hillary Duff

6. 'Ghost [A Cappella]'

7. 'Seasons of Love' Thomas Sanders cover

8. 'Dos Oruguitas' Encanto Soundtrack

9. 'Your Eyes' RENT Fox Live version

10. 'Mine' Glee version

Anyone who would like to is more than welcome to do this

ragingbullmode

ooc but i dont care this was for my own personal self indulgence lol

#what the fuck #how did this pop across my dash #right around when weve been learning that hypermobiloty runs in my family #and that inprobably actually have it really bad

sugarglider-s

Aw yeah polymerization time

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oliveaart

O'Brien....

I actually love drawing him so much I need to do it more

He only knows how to make like...3 expressions and I love that about him

oliveaart

Married Orichalcumshipping and their comic relief third-wheel Kenzan

I'm thinking that Kenzan probably works on a few archaeological digs with Jim after graduating, and then he just ends up hanging around with them a bunch (finding more big brothers to follow around and lovingly irritate now that Judai is who knows where...)

Shirley and Kenzan having their goofy little wwe matches is endless entertainment I'm sure

desmolbean404

QUIZ TIME!! Take this quiz, then come back and answer the poll!

100 Different 'Pokemon' will be shown to you. Choose if you think they are FAKE or REAL. Goal is to get a high score so you can brag to ever

What Was Your Score?

0%-20%

20%-40%

40%-50%

50%-60%

60%-70%

70%-80%

80%-99%

100%! (You're one smart cookie!)

Remaining time: 3 days 5 hours

#theres just something about a lot of fakemon that i think makes it eaysy to dostinguish

balimaria

I just realized I can cross over my favorite characters and literally no one can stop me. This is way too much power.

(these captures are from gll99's GX fansub! you can find it free on their blog @/kaiowut99)

Part 2 Part 3

#yeah if gx is anything to go by #then yeah #kh4 is time for the depression arc

teaboot

"Oh yeah, we have an outdoor Corgi, he just gets so bored cooped up inside all day. He knows to stay off the road. Don't worry, he's way too smart for coyotes and the neighbor's know to look out when they drive past."

"Us? Oh, of *course* our Dachshund sleeps inside- we just let him out in the morning and make sure he comes back for dinner. He just does his own thing, no worries."

"Um, you know it's not humane to keep a chihuahua confined to an apartment? They're dogs, they're natural predators. They need to experience hunting behaviors or they get depressed. No we don't leash ours, he absolutely hates it, we just let him come and go whenever."

Yall get how fucking stupid that sounds, right? So stop letting your goddamn cats get eaten and attacked and infected and hit by cars

A toddler would probably love full unattended access to the neighborhood too, but we don't do that either, do we

It's 2026, "keep your damn pet in a house or in your view" should not be controversial

angel-stars

I had to go on a hunt for this but it was worth it. 100% agree

#yeah seriously #if you think your cat needs outside tome that badly #find a way to do so #you can buy little toddler outside playpens that are fully enclosed #if you have the money you can build a catio #if you hace the patience you can leash train them #or just closesly monitor outside time #but god dont let them wander

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On the topic of petplay with Dispatch, specifically Flambert, I like to imagine Flambae and Robert liking it and taking turns in their relationship, but in different ways.

- For Flambae, it's about being good, about following instructions, doing it well, and being praised and rewarded for it. But it's also about control. He's spent so much of his life struggling with his anger and as a tesult his destructive powers, to the point that he's had times where he thought the world would be better without him in it. So, to have someone come in and take away choices from him, to take control for him?

- For Robert, it's about being spoiled and pampered and taken care of, treated like something small and cute and fragile, something that doesn't have any responsibilities and is just there to be loved on and pleasured. It's the only way he lets himself be pampered and treated and complimented without any fight, cause why should a puppy mind if hes called cute and touched with so much love?

#flambert #mechabae #flambae #Robert robertson #dispatch #adhoc dispatch #god these two are a mess made in heaven

droggibecher

You turn me up, you turn me on! My voice is like your favourite song!

Robert the little Puppy~

The song that inspired me!

#i love puppy rob

flamberttext

DRUNK CHAD TEXTING ROBERT TO TELL HIM HE'S GOING TO GET HIM PREGNANT!

#robert: i mean #ribert: if hes so determined #robert: who am i to deter him?

th3-l4w

Baby’s first demonic rites!

#a kitten!

Flambert scenario where Flambae always complains about Robert's love of bad movies, but actually Robert doesn't really like bad movies that much, he just loves listening to Flambae's commentary while they watch.

#flambert #mechabae #Robert robertson #flambae #dispatch #adhoc dispatch #bad movies alone aint shit #bad movies when with loved ones to make jokes with is fantastic

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I love that poor Robert has to deal with the Supernatural phenomena where he's actually a pretty average and even kind of tallish guy, but because all of the people he's around are freakishly giant, he looks little in comparison.

#robert robertson #dispatch #adhoc dispatch #if you dont know what i mean by 'supernatural phenomanae'#most of the main teoccuring cast of superantural arevery tall #jensen ackles and jared padaldcki edpecially #even misha collins #so other actors look small in comparison #poor richard speight jr #who plays gabriel #hes a pretty average height guy #but he looks tjny compared to those gianta #so yeah #same deal with robert

p0p-vulture

#head empty #no thoughts #this is why there js no universe #where they start dating in a timely manner #unfortunately #that low int score #means anything with flambae is gonna have to take #at least 5 business days to process

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