Too Boring to be Bored

I am obsessed with the small economy of handmade Jabba the Hutt memorabilia on Etsy. I want to buy all my friends horrible lovingly-crafted Jabba the Hutt soap.

I love how each are representing all three colours for their hair dress and fox. Like love it so much.

I have tried reaaalllly hard to not take “hey this looks like ____, reminds me of ____, or is just like _____” to not always mean a bad thing haha. This is a cool comic that helps everybody involved understand each other, I think : )

Phase 1 : Travel to West Virginia Phase 2 : ? Phase 3 : Mothman

Phase 2: country roads

Used to be so lit

fuit gummy

may i use the bathroom

occupado

Can we change it to 23/7 for snack breaks?

My favorite catholic lore is that anyone can make holy water in a pinch but the church puts dumb restrictions on us like ‘do this only if someone needs their last rites’ like I WILL bless this McDonald’s sprite and I WILL enjoy the crispiness of our lord and savior

Another bit is that holy water cannot be diluted. When I went to the Vatican the tour guide was explaining this, if you put any amount of holy water into any amount of normal water, the whole bunch becomes holy. This is how they sell Pope Holy Water in the gift shop. This is how I've been drinking only holy water for two months now. I am immune to demons.

Homeopathic holy

It’s not actually any amount of holy water- according to the Church, the water has to be more than half holy water by volume. So if you take a half gallon+a few drops of holy water and a half gallon of secular water, you get one gallon of holy water, plus a few drops. You can then add a gallon of secular water to that and then you have two gallons of holy water. We’ve got a couple jugs of Pope Water in the linen closet at my parents’ house, because my mom used the heck out of this loophole after a trip to Italy in 2008. It was more than a decade ago at this point and we still have Pope Water. We no longer have that Pope, but by god do we have his water.

i wish i had 2 lungs so i could smoke weed while i’m smoking weed 

i wish this relatable character hadn’t been cut out of the Wizard of Oz