Quoth the Raven

save me, rice mixed with some bullshit

so many mental health issues these days are due to the fact that we no longer put the gargoyles on buildings that used to scare away the evil spirits that cause mental illness

what the, op must have been a cute and delightful princess when she wrote this

There inventing a new kind of sadness and its called "the look in a trans woman's eye when she looks at a public swimming pool"

you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.

Makes the action figure version of you pink to better align with your parent franchise's target audience.

I like the forcefem undertones of this post.

Focus group polling of key market demographics indicates that you should put on the dress.

it's so funny that wotc talks a big talk about like getting cultural consultants for all their settings nowadays and their commitment to diversity but the moment an external IP dangles money in front of them they're like yes mr marvel sir we'll print a card called kazar of the savage lands certainly sir

it's chew on her fin chewsday

gmail = garry's mail

garry's spot

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)