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grlcurves

i can’t stop watching this i’m …

angelbabyspice

what the fuck

bunjywunjy

brief reminder that humans are among the best vocal mimics on Earth

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Notes to Thirteen Year Old Girls

When your best friend tells you all she had for breakfast Was a packet of Splenda and a Diet Coke, And she tells you that she’ll stop after she loses five more pounds, Do not believe her. Tell her mother. It does not matter how angry your friend gets. The pain of that will always be preferable to the pain Of seeing your best friend in four years Weighing as much as she does now Half-dead in the hospital.

When your father sneaks into your bed in the dead of the night, And he tells you that this is how fathers love their daughters, Do not believe him. Tell your English teacher. She will have read millions of stories of girls like you. There is a one in six chance that she will be a girl like you. There is a five in six chance that she will know what to say to you. There is a six in six chance that she will help you.

When your veins whisper to you in the moonlight And say that there are so many nightmares inside you That could be free If you would just open your arms, Do not believe them. Tell your school’s guidance counselor, No matter how scared you are Because whispers are liars, And opening your arms will only open the passage For more nightmares to climb in.

And when the therapists say that you are better, Totally better, And you don’t need to worry about the sadness again, Do not believe them. Always be cautious, because sadness has a way Of sneaking up on you When you’re not looking. Be careful. Be careful.

prettyyiinpunkk

Woah

princessstrinity-deactivated201

this fucking made me cry fuck

superthinisin

Note to everyone. Not just 13 year olds.

hufflepuffyellie-deactivated201

Okay I’m 13 and I really really needed this, but this goes to absolutely anyone.

deangetyourheadoutofyourgayass

Wish I read this at 13, passing it around so hopefully others will get the chance to see it

uhmemes

I’m not even 13 but I needed to hear some of this

did-you-know

Source

roryandjamie.com

uk.reuters.com

did-you-know

HAPPY BLACK DAY TUMBLR

kanyewesticle

it takes me like 3 days to wake up in the morning

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kanyewesticle

oh my god

nentindo-deactivated20210501

fucking fandom references

toinfinityandbeyonce-deactivate

WHAT FANDOM? THE JESUS FANDOM?

mynationaltreasure

THEY PREFER THE TERM CHRISTIANITY

kanyewesticle

This is the post that killed me

cigarettesandguitarstrings

This is the post that killed him.

snoteleks-milk

IT GOT BETTER

thetrekkiehasthephonebox

Happy Easter!

Hamilton: don't lecture ME about the war; you didn't fight in it!

Jefferson: or did I *pulls hair up*

Hamilton: the s o l d i e r

f r o m t h e m o u n t a i n s

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tofeelenchanted

I miss the days when we first started talking to each other.

we had so much to say and so many questions to ask (via archivefoxrevolution)

willow

“You look different with makeup” ????? You think I’m buying shit for hundreds of dollars to just keep looking like my ugly self … Ok

saxysopralto

They just installed this monster of a vending machine in the music hall.

But not a normal people vending machine with Oreos and Gatorade and shit. It’s stocked with reeds and rosin???

what

the

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saxysopralto

if you didn’t believe me here’s pictures

marching-ahn

This is beautiful.

hobofreedomfighter

I SEE BLUE JUICE AND VALVE GREASE THIS IS BEAUTIFUL

micdotcom

Watch: John Cena continues, “So, let’s try this one more time. Close your eyes.”

tooquirkytolose

My 26 yr old sister still says things out loud like ‘ermagerd’ and ’___ ALL the things!’ Like…is that what’s gonna happen to me?am I going to be 30 still saying stupid shit like O shit waddup! Are all the youngins gonna be embarrassed by my use of outdated memes….how long until I myself am not Hip With It….how long until I am no longer a trendy memer…

setheverman

my greatest fear honestly

epitomeh

the scariest part of this post is that 26 is apparently old

nudityandnerdery

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I say things like this to annoy those both older and younger than myself.

It’s glorious.

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daxicab

To all the kids going into the workforce

Don’t add coworkers as friends on facebook. Don’t do it. Don’t. Just don’t. Stop. You’re dodging a bullet, I promise.

jackmeatington

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Please watch.

#omfg #what the literal fuck #I about screamed

squided

remember all those internet safety classes we took as children and how we proceeded to disobey literally every single one of the safety rules

squided

giantchasm

Drinking game: Take a shot for each one of these you’ve broken

wild-andfluorescent

I would die of alcohol poisoning

thetygre

July 3rd, 11:59 P.M.: This country is a festering cesspool of corruption, ignorance, and violence. Every achievement is built on the backs of millions of dead. The Founding Fathers-

July 4th, 12:00 A.M.:

July 5th, 12:00 A.M.: -would shake their heads in shame if they could see the state of this nation.

officialunitedstates

FACT OF THE DAY: the reason why you can’t dig a hole through the earth and come up on the other side is because your shovel would melt. that’s it. that’s the only reason.

basicallybeesus

what if you bring a second shovel that you put in the fridge beforehand to make it cold

#I feel like that could work

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dinosaurpubes

inkrton

he cannot die. Unstoppable

brondeef

Bad dog. Out you go

tsukuyomishirabes

The Dog Will Stay

tokenduelist-chillzone

Too bad.

xlugger

the dog stays

tokenduelist-chillzone

WRONG

Trap Master can only be flipped during your turn or by the effect of another card. Since no card has been activated to trigger such an effect, Trap Master cannot be activated in response to Trap Stun.

THE DOG GOES.