Seeking: Dogs

hey what’s up guys i’m still trapped in this abandoned grain silo

ppl really are hilarious the way they keep putting dev patel in those "how's your taste in men" quizzes like do they think I'm gonna pick any other option when dev patel is right there??? clown behavior. an illusion of choice

i have no idea what passes for humor on this site anymore. i feel like i could say shit like "hey what's up guys i'm still trapped in this abandoned grain silo" and it'd get notes.

biblical angels but their true form looks like the patterns in 90s arcade carpets

eve was a girlboss for eating that fruit. adam was a himbo for doing what his wife said. i will not elaborate

you literally do not need to queen you said it loud and clear

was just Remembering how you’d be out with a friend and you’d each order a different cocktail and you’d ask “what’d you get?” and they’d read the description off the menu and you’d be like “ooh that sounds good” and then they’d say “try it!” and then you’d have a lil sip of their drink and they’d have a lil sip of your drink and you’d decide which one was best and you wouldn’t give each other a life-threatening respiratory infection

A lab coat is a type of lingerie

op what does this mean

It means i’m breaching lab etiquette and OSHA regulations by the dozen by looking mad cute next to the chlorine laser.

new tumblr game: google ur username, go to the images tab, and see what comes up

behind every girlboss is another, bigger girlboss

they call this a pyramid scheme i think

it all belongs to her

The Desolation of Smiaowg

yes i’m a gatekeeper and a hater. i’m also God’s favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world

i am once again asking liberals to extend the criticism they had of trump to the united states as a whole