general booty reporting 4 duty

People who use the word “literally“ for something that can’t be literal is the reason I want man kind to be extinct.

nothings real dude not even grammer we made it up man go outside

one time i went on a date with this guy who kept tucking my hair behind my ear and i kept untucking it but like 5 minutes later he would reach out and do it again and eventually i just ducked away when he tried and then the next day he tweeted about girls not appreciating a gentleman and i’m pretty sure it was about me

how does ellen degeneres’ wife ever fuck her like. u close ur eyes for a second and thats dory telling u shes gonna raw ur ass all the way to 42 wallaby way sydney

okay this is one of the greatest plot twists of american cinema 

UM

B O N E L E S S 

@heavenseveneleven