hello

the funnest part of reading books is telling people the plot like its hot gossip

this is an example of a symbiotic relationship

I am chronically online but not in a way that keeps me informed #mybubble

Scientists have found that if you get 8 hours of sleep and are still tired during the day it’s because your soul is cursed and your body doesn’t think you deserve happiness. There is no cure or treatment

it has always been a dream of mine to relax

Yeah, it's time to get this post out again

as it gets warmer let's all remember the two most beautiful accessories a girl can have this summer are hairy legs and a bunch of bruises from bangin around

rocket pops and other popsicles have had a recent surge in popularity as a drink flavor but im fucking sick of it because NO ONE is putting a drop of popsicle stick wood extract in it. its fake as fuck if im not tasting the STICK

They should invent a glasses that you can lay on your side in bed wearing

your number one priority should be your tumblr mutual. your second priority nothing. there is nothing else

everything is so scary. thank god for plushies

they should make a sleep that feels like you’ve slept