Trannylicious diva

tom paris seeing all of time and space in threshold leads to him having prophetic dreams but they’re mostly about harry and b’elanna fucking so he thinks it’s just his own fantasies getting a little out of hand

tuvok suggests they do a mind meld “in order to extract any key details lieutenant paris might have missed” (he thinks tom is an idiot who can’t interpret prophetic visions) and tom is like trust me bro you do not want to do that, not if you ever want to comfortably play kal-toh with harry ever again. years later tuvok comes to believe tom said that because losing at kal-toh was the first sign of his neurodegenerative disease and not, you know, because if he’d gone through with the mind meld he would’ve been treated to an onslaught of hd closeups of harry’s dick

tom does not care that this potentially means that at some point in the future his girlfriend cheats on him with his best friend because he doesn’t think infidelity counts if he finds it hot

Tom and B'elanna don't get together until well after Threshold, so this implies that if Tom did know they were visions of the future Tom started dating knowing it too.

he’s just a freak like that y’know

If you like music you should probablyyyy be listening to blondie

I await the day video game characters can realistically drink out of cups

The last one was doing so well-!

sometimes i struggle to use the word ‘bootlicker’ in a negative sense because of sexual desires i will not disclose here

Is it licking boots?

because of sexual desires i will not disclose here.