One day, my log will have something to say.

Cannot express how disinterested I am in seeing traumatized characters "reconcile" with their canonically shitty parental figures.

I probably don't have to even say this but this has turned out to be the most "omg Blorbo from my shows" post I could have made. I have no idea who tf 90% of the people in the tags are but you're very passionate about them.

Ejected from The Globe during a production of Hamlet for heckling "aye, there's the rub," with the response "not on stage you don't!" As if this wasn't what Shakespeare would've wanted. As if it wasn't exactly what he would've fucking wanted

I will create the world's first ontologically evil baseball team

Yankees beat you to it by like 113 years

The most dangerous people in the UK are angry racist white men.