One day, my log will have something to say.

The boy saw a baddie and decided to swing hard out of his league. Props.

Monsterfucker person gets it. I was just thinking, "They eat other birds, they're sort of like vampires in that they resemble their prey and survive almost entirely by eating others."

A hitman who advertises his services the way a commission artist does

“Um hey guys. I’ve been hit pretty hard with financial difficulty lately. I’d really appreciate it if you’d consider commissioning me.”

Credits to the murderer

“Why are your prices so high???? I could kill him myself for free! whatever, ur not even that good at murder anyway”

Omg I love this guy’s work! He’s new and not so well known in the hitman community, but he’s so amazing and is appreciate it if you guys have him some love ❤️❤️

Support your local assassins

”um why would I pay a hitmen would I could just steal military ai and have it kill anyone I want for free”

Ai military robots can not murder like real hit men, they’re messy and lack the spirit that involves murder

I’m never leaving this fucking app.

Cannot express how disinterested I am in seeing traumatized characters "reconcile" with their canonically shitty parental figures.

I probably don't have to even say this but this has turned out to be the most "omg Blorbo from my shows" post I could have made. I have no idea who tf 90% of the people in the tags are but you're very passionate about them.

Ejected from The Globe during a production of Hamlet for heckling "aye, there's the rub," with the response "not on stage you don't!" As if this wasn't what Shakespeare would've wanted. As if it wasn't exactly what he would've fucking wanted