Reanimated Corpse

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

Where are they now: little German boy

I need to be held for 4 hours but that's my business I don't need to post about that

Baby sphinx trying to be like mama and waylaying travelers, but all its riddles are completely non-sensical like the ones a 1st grader would tell

(goverment voice) we need to protect the children from pornography so our plan is to remove their eyes so they would never see something so traumatic. if you are against removing children's eyes you are basically a pedophile

seeing trans women out in public is like warm sunlight washing over me it genuinely brightens my mood

TRUE HATERS, SINCE DAY 1 THEY HAVENT BEEN GIVING THEM A FUCKING INCH

20 years later. you're kermit. opening night at the muppet theater. you look up. you can't believe it. those two awful cunts from next door are here. neither of them died yet. they're going to be here, forever.

having a multi year long character obsession becomes like a abstract thought experiment at some point