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Who’s rescuing you?
Nobody - Can I rescue them?
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You've been kidnapped but the main character of the last TV show you watched is coming to rescue you.
Who’s rescuing you?
Nobody - Can I rescue them?

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One day they're gonna find Francis Crozier and you people are going to lose your goddamned minds. And I hope to be here to see it.
Actually pronounced "Francis Rawdon Moira Crozier" like that today rather than "Francis RAWDOG Moira Crozier" (my preference) and I feel real weird about it
I thought too much about my blorbo again & now need a nice lie down. In the ocean.
Alright, so my mom has started watching The Terror, and she has informed me to tell my Internet friends (tumblr) that she'd like to start a petition.
She does not believe that Sir John Franklin deserves to have his name attached to the Franklin Expedition, in any way, shape, or form, and she wants to start a petition to posthumously change the name? What to? Unclear, but she does not feel that he deserves to have the expedition named after him anymore.
Her reasoning? "Because he fucking knew. He knew they were going to get stuck, he knew the ice was going to be bad, but he let his hubris and greed take precedence. And then you have that smarmy voice [Fitzjames] beside him going 'bipbipbumbipbipbip'– no. He should've listened to Crozier, and he should have left when he had the chance. They should have listened to the Inuit! He led all those men to their deaths because he had to be prideful and holier-than-thou! And you tell them I'm serious. I'm not even joking. Because he fucking knew."
So, internet friends, I have come to inform you on her thoughts and opinions, and to ask what you all think.
#she's right #no more franklin #1845 Terror & Erebus Expedition maybe? #the terror #the terror meta #history

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Having a little cry about Thomas Birt, armourer, John Brown, AB, Robert Carr, armourer and James Elliot, sailmaker. They came home from the Whalefish Islands with Baretto Junior, while HMS Erebus & HMS Terror sailed on to disappearance & loss of all hands.
"I think of my comrades, do they think of me?"
Heartbreaking. And now we know most of their bones never made it back to the ocean, nor to their homes.
too many frozen boys!
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Had to watch this again due to an ill-advised, impulsive action I took (throwing all my elephants that represent members of the franklin expedition into the air & shouting "alleiluia, it's raining boys"). I think I got them all back into their recycled chocolate tin:
Black Sails rewatch: S1 E7. This is truly the show of all time. Just laughed out loud:
Silver says "perhaps, just perhaps, you're a god-damn genius"
Randall farts.
Black Sails rewatch S1 E1! Get hype!!!
This is the moment I fell in love! Also, struck by how Australian Luke sounds, how young he looks (not that he still doesn't look young, man's aging WELL), and the striking resemblance he bears to my cousin. Suspect the third one won't be a common sentiment.
my completed 2020 terrortober series!
thanks @caravaggiosbrushes for hosting!
Omg the last one, I love Ned Little psychopomp -- he's bringing them home

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Round 1!
who's a better hypothetical dad?
Henry Foster Collins
Thomas Hartnell
we discussed this in the groupchat yesterday. they are actually in a zany sitcom situation. they're not romantically involved but they do live together and are raising foster children together.
The Odyssey but retold as a low-stakes modern adventure of one guy out with his girlfriend leaving the bar with his buddies to do just one (1) simple thing real quick, it'll take like 15 minutes tops, he'll be right back, but then some bullshit happens and the trip keeps getting more complicated as more bullshit keeps happening while he just tries to get back to the bar because he promised his girlfriend that he'd get back and he knows that she's still there because she told him she'd wait there.
And by the time he finally gets back it's almost 3 am and the bar is about to close while she's sitting there stone cold sober, surrounded by 5 drunk guys unsuccessfully trying to convince her to give up on waiting for him and go home with one of them instead. And the guy shows up to proceed to beat the shit out of them before explaining himself to her like hey sorry bullshit kept happening, my phone fell into a storm drain and my wallet got stolen when I was trying to find someone who'd borrow me a phone so I could call and
The Blues Brothers?
feeling a little messy today so let's go
who do you hate the most:
david cameron
ethan gold
cody bell
brandon no last name
I thought it meant the british prime minister
HOPE.
About to take this one off the cushion: rose ground and scallop edges, in rosey pink, darker soft blue-green and lighter soft blue-green.
Had to refill my worker-bobbins for the scallops three times! They *eat* thread! Now I'm running low on some other bobbins so I decided to stop here.
So fascinated by how the colours move!
It's this pattern from Jo Edkins worked in DMC Perle 8 on a 4mm grid.
Getting the pricking right was a challenge!
But I got three repeats down so it worked okay.

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Foolishly, I forgot to take any pictures of my second "getting back into bobbin lace" project still on the cushion, but here it is off the pins:
It's an about 30cm long strip of rose ground on a background of cloth stitch and twist ground in a lighter blue-green and a darker blue-green.
The rose ground (being half-stitch, pin, half-stitch) makes the colours travel in interesting ways. I used Jo Edkin's Bobbin Lace school beginner Torchon lace pattern for rose ground and fans as inspiration, but rather than making fans on the sides, I just made cloth-stitch-and-twist ground.
My mother-in-law gave me some threads for Christmas as a part of her ongoing destash and told me these were actually from a dear friend of hers that's no longer Earthside (and she loves these colours) so I think I shall give her this piece I made as a memento for her friend.
Bobbin Lace: How I made my lace cushion.
This is my lace cushion. I made it myself. I started with a 1 foot by 1 foot cork flooring tile (hardware store) then added nine 10cm x 10cm x 5cm cubes of foam. Here's one of my foam cubes that I use as my pincushion:
It's 10 by 10cm and 5 cm thick/tall. I got them from a foam-and-rubber (and swimming pool supplies) store and the people at the store were kind enough to cut them for me -- I got 15 of these cubes cut. My dad recommends, if you want to cut your own foam and don't have the specialist tools, use an electric bread-slicing knife (and wear a dust-filtering mask!). I had success cutting one of my blocks in half myself using a very long serrated knife my brother-in-law usually uses to cut very large birthday cakes with, but the right tools would be a lot faster!
Once I got my foam blocks home, I used double sided tape to stick a layer of thin craft foam (the kind that comes in A4 sheets from the office-supplies place) on the two 10 by 10 cm sides, then stuck a thin layer of felt (the kind that kids use for craft, which also comes in A4 sheets from office stores) on top of that. Then I cut up an old bedsheet and sewed fabric over the blocks (that's the red stitching along the edge, I handstiched as I'm afraid of sewing machines).
So I used strong sticky heavy duty hook-and-loop tape to fix the four outer corner blocks to my cork tile, then just fitted the five inner blocks to the cork tile so they slide.
The four green besquiggled blocks are the fixed ones, and the two purple besquiggled blocks and the three with my pattern on are free-sliding.
Now i just pin squares of the thin foam & the felt over the blocks I'm working on, as well as my pricking, and bobbin-lace away. When I get near the end of the block nearest my belly, I push the three blocks in the middle up and insert a half-a-block in.
My half-a-block. Then when i am too close again, I slide another full block in. That's when I usually take the pins out of the block at the top of my cushion (furthest from me) and roll my progress up.
About to take the pins out and roll up the progress: that's what the black bundle/coil is - the bobbin lace what I've already made on this project thus far.
So I love my cushion and I think it works really well, certainly better than the pillow-with-a-towel-on-it I did my very first projects on. The best bit is that I don't have to slide my work up and try to re-pin it because I can just add new blocks to the side closest to me and take completed blocks off the side furthest from me - I never actually reposition my work on the pins or the pricking, I just move it around while it's still pinned.
I make my prickings out of cardstock and I use 1mm squared graph paper and a ruler to make my grids (as I am also afraid of printers). For DMC Perle 8 thread (which is what I make my lace out of), I make a 4mm grid (with my ruler) then put the dots on the corners of the squares accordingly (for torchon lace).