Br🕸️ztied

This one ain’t up for ransom any time soon!

Squirming bare feet cocky lads remain our number one specialty!

Felt big in your fresh Sunday jersey and sneaks ‘til your buddies remembered you’re just a cocky fuckin’ dork…

Down where you belong boyo

Cocky Spidey vs. The Lion

Tied, helpless, sarcastic…Spidey vowed he’d actually start washing his reeking worn socks once he escaped this mess. Once they stuffed his face he realized just how little his captors appreciated his incessant quipping!

Spidey-Drone protocol initiated

We’ve studied the Symbiote and determined it to be highly narcissistic. Therefore we set a little trap by inviting it in for a photo shoot. Taken off guard, we chained it to the ceiling and attached some stimulating pumps to its nipples, which seem to be keeping it’s powers at bay. For now.

Spidey captured! 🕷️

Spidey socks! 👀 🕸️🕸️🕸️

~New Spidey in town! Better get it together, Parker!~

Some hero!! Just another cocky “Spidey” bagged for the Boss’ shiny new collection. Your slingin’ days are over, chump!

“All outta quips once the boots and embarrassingly smelly old socks are peeled off, eh Spidey??”

Fresh stock