Theo

"What if my friends secretly hate me?" What if they pray for you before bed? What if they hear a song come on and it makes them immediately think of you? What if when times are hard for them, they close their eyes and think of the memories they've shared with you? What if they study your face closely to see how you're feeling? What if they listen to your stories? What if they smile when you text them first? What if

people keep tagging this as harrier du bois with whom i am not intimately familiar but from what ive gleaned he is some sort of middle aged video game homosexual who needs medication

realtalk: i can’t wait for AI to get better to the point where you can have a legit conversation with your computer or phone just for the heck of it imagine how innocent they’d be, and like they don’t know what swearing is until you teach them then they go overboard with it like a child and hhHHHG

For those without timestamps the original post was made in 2014

they should rewrite the bible so that jesus would be a hot 5'2 girl with a creampie fetish from missouri

all the cereal mascots with slobbering drooling tongues, threads of spit hanging between open maw, crazy attitude and no regard for safety of themselves or anyone, completely reckless destructive ghoul-like beings, they need to be reigned in by a new type of cereal mascot thats like a bone sheperd like a black robed elegant tool-wielding apparition that commands them like minions

ON THE SHOW "SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS," THE KRABBY PATTIES THE TITULAR SPONGEBOB MAKES PROFESSIONALLY ARE, PER THE SERIES CREATOR, VEGETARIAN. THIS IS BECAUSE NICKELODEON HAD RULES FOR THE SPONGEBOB PRODUCTION TEAM AGAINST DEPICTING FISH AS FOOD FOR OTHER FISH. SOMETIMES THEY BROKE THIS RULE