garbage bin

I just laughed really hard at this and then thought about how I’d try to explain this kind of absurd collaborative humor to my grandma and realized we have absolutely developed a new language online. 

I’ve been using this for my APUSH notes and I absolutely LOVE it! Sure I get strange looks from my teacher when he looks over my shoulder at what I’m typing, but whatever works, works, right?

This is so cool 🦔

Reblogging for later.

“Oh, your song slaps? That’s cute. This one amputates.”

if i had my soul it’d escaped at this

Opposite of the original song, no contagious dancing, only paralyzing fear.

I’m a bag of anxiety but also dense as fuck which is a great combo in social situations because when I screw up it plays off as sheer confidence

“Eating a sandwich,” I answer happily, to what seems to be a positive reception. I finish my lunch and leave the cafeteria. Halfway to class I realize that junior kid meant “what’s your major at this institute,” not “what brings you to the cafeteria” when he asked what I was doing here. He laughed at my dry humor, thinking my jape funny. Little does he know, I am but a witless fool. I will now stress binge an entire loaf of pretzel bread and sleep for twelve hours

me on my way to the kitchen to eat shredded cheese out of the bag at 3 am

gays rb this with ur favorite way to sit wrong in a chair

I just found this almost 5 year old post my brother made me make and I think it deserves some credit

#Hermes: he’s dead Dionysus you don’t actually have to do this #Dionysus [polishing his giant wooden dildo]: I made a PROMISE (x)

How do Greek Myths keep suprising me

#pwease no infwinite cycew of cweation and destwuction

Humankind cannowt gain anyfing wifout fiwst giving somefing in retuwn. To obtain, somefing of equaw vawue must be wost. That is awchemy’s first waw of Equivawent Exchange.

I hate all of you

Cats are just little dudes