Christi's Playroom

Being owned by a girl that fantasizes about pegging me while I ramble about my nerdy interests would 100% fix me…

Bully that man boy. He‘ll love it.

i feel bad but guys with mommy issues are tempting to take advantage of

To me, nothings hotter than a conventionally attractive, vanilla looking woman who is secretly into weird and embarrassing sex stuff. She goes out and gets hit on by guys who don’t know that wearing diapers and acting like a baby secretly turns her on. I think that’s why being 24/7 doesn’t appeal to me. The duality is what I find tantalizing.

literally this. The going back and forth between vanilla and secret degenerate is so hot

when i have a husband i will breastfeed him everyday

honestly I love this. I can’t disappoint my diaper in bed…

the richest people on earth are also the biggest fucking losers

PEGGING RIGHTS.

Men get pegged 🗣🗣🗣

This song is literally always in the back of my mind

all i want in life is to be pegged at least once

the "gifted kid" to "likes being called stupid in a sexual way" pipeline

Turning a guy double your size into a whimpering slut should be considered and included within self care routine of women

"All right, you can be on top tonight."

more of you should be wearing diapers

Can we normalize keeping your bf in Pampers?

🍼🥺 Yes please 🥺🍼

a lot of you have mistaken unbridled and honestly vile serophobia for safe sex advocacy lol

stop calling people "clean" or "dirty," stop calling people stupid for having had unsafe sex or otherwise contracted an STI, stop fearmongering and playing up your disgust for a type of illness that the majority of people will contract at some point in their life, stop acting like regular testing isn't something that many many responsible people engage in, stop treating STIs as a moral taint and not a class of overwhelmingly curable (and in other cases manageable with treatment) infections, it is beyond obvious that this is less about genuine care for others and more about keeping alive the same smug sense of self-satisfaction that's been carrying you since middle school health class

i genuinely worry seeing how some of you talk about protection (which, to be clear, is great!) as the sole ward against a universally life ruining illness. if you're sexually active then it's more likely than not that at some point in your adulthood you or one of your partners will get a positive on a panel, when this happens the most likely outcome is that recent partners get phone calls and then everyone at significant risk goes into a clinic and gets a shot in the arm that kind of stings and then you don't have unprotected sex for like a week. ymmv depending on the infection and your relationship style and status. protection is cheap and a great option to reduce worry in your life but you are doing nothing to advocate its use by talking about STIs in the same fire-and-brimstone way your that your abstinence-only gym/sex ed teacher did

If you're late 20s thinking life is over at 30, let me tell you that I'm midway through and my 30s have been my best decade to date. Your life isn't over because you're turning 30 without having it all figured out. Your 30s are where you really get to be you.