im never serious but I always mean it

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

happy birthday, gilbert baker. (june 2, 1951 — march 31, 2017)

I have GOT to stop spending $30

its really unfortunate that padme no longer used the body double approach to security after aotc because the concept of the queen of fakeout deaths being married to the guy who loses his shit at the thought of her dying is honestly the wildest fucking thing and i think it's underutilised. let's give anakin a few trial runs before his big breakdown ok. maybe seeing padme getting assassinated live on space tv on a monthly basis will let him microdose on acceptance and inner peace. he can get into a different stage of grief each time and maybe when rots rolls around he will be fine

On Coruscant you walk into a bar and present your ID and the bartender pulls out a biiiiiiiig book and starts flipping through and looking back up at you until he finds your species that lists your legal drinking age

always funny to remember darth vader is anakin skywalker. the adrenaline junkie chucklefuck who used to dive head first out of speeders and built a pod racer in his yard when he was like six is now upper-middle management for the evil empire. half of his appearances in the original trilogy are Meetings. vader spends like 80% of his time dealing with bureaucratic bullshit. status updates. team meetings. holo-Zooms. budget rundowns. anakin betrayed the jedi and caused the fall of the republic and his punishment is being CC'd on every email forever. and you know what. he would hate that. the punishment fits the criminal

i think it's really funny to feel out which characters my power scaling tendencies actually show up for. i could care less about how rin would fare in a fight against anyone ever, you know? i feel obligated to raise my hackles a bit on sakura's behalf if only for the sheer misogyny being dumped on her at all times but i don't actually personally gaf about her fight record. konan on the other hand. if someone so much as implies that she lost the fight against obito for ANY other reason than kishimoto's divine intervention i do start seeing red. you don't understand she's built different she's a tank she had. SIX BILLION BOMBS. she should have won. she should have been the main villain? top naruto character for sure. same goes for tenten. i will just sit there now days going like "reasonably i think she would stand a chance against madara. like maybe she wouldn't sweep in 100% of scenarios but i think the odds are more in her favor than his." and that one really does just exist only in my heart i don't have any evidence for it at all. but it just feels right. she deserves it???