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talking about BONES (2005-2017) at work yesterday and someone went “that’s the show with the tension between the two leads, right?” yeah dude. unrelated i want to ask you one million questions about media

add him to the behead list i guess

good grief, i cannot recall the today's date! perhaps yvette nicole brown can help me out,

as an aroace, im particularly dangerous, because i wont fuck or marry. i only know how to kill.

Make the Acephobes cower in fear.

Just curious: What do you call it when there is no central meal cooked in your household, and individual members are expected to find leftovers/cook for themselves?

so the book did start out as an alien being isekaid into a fantasy wold to have gay sex with a spider, but has somehow turned into an exploration of how christianity spread through the early middle ages via the devouring and assimilation of paganism.

i had a twisted dream this morning when my alarm tried to wake me up where jeff goldblum said 'Actually if you sleep a bit Longer you'll have More time to get ready It's called the Goldblum's Law and it works just go back to sleep' and i believed him and i overslept

hey boss sorry im late. i got Goldblumed

A question for the ages.

The earlier on Tuesday you reblog this the funnier it is. (5:28am)

She... she does

have you guys ever seen a crocodile with its fingies out

having a cat is great. there's a small little animal wandering around. effervescent

EATING MY CHARGER