Comrade Gonzo

jerking off has been mid lately

ok i absolutely need to know what accents u all have pls reblog and tell me or comment or whatever I must know

if anyone has any money they don’t want i’m happy to help out by taking it

idk if this is an usamerican thing or not but it always blows my mind as a small european country resident that yall have many names and types of apples???? what do you mean its not just red yellow or green??? why is it so complicated??? who is granny smith????

'whats your favorite apple' 'red' 'no i mean like what type' '??????' actual conversatiom i've had with a mutual from usa

the world is so big and beautiful

Someone mentioned how they were having a hard time creating a world for their fantasy fiction geographically because they kept reinventing the island of Britain, which also happened to my good close enemy George R. R. Martin. I would like to suggest North Carolina. I know that sounds absolutely ridiculous but North Carolina has an awesome geographic setup for a fantasy kingdom, I think. Inhospitable barrier islands, constantly shifting shoals in the sound, swamps with alligators, venomous snakes and carnivorous plants, lots of very flat and somewhat sparsely populated farmland, foothills, mines, mountains full of mysterious phenomenon that were originally very difficult to navigate and people still get lost in today. It kind of rocks.

we been having the batcock reveal and artists love showing off his batitties but when are we going to see the bathole. whos going to stop being a little coward and have the signature and classic batgooch™ spread shot be just his plush lipped brussy

You need to understand so many people were talking about this and almost all of them were complaining it was too small. The artist's twitter was so slammed with comments he got his mom to ask people to stop being mean to him.

this lettuce smells like dog

you bought dog lettuce

i wanna hear what y'all think a gnome would be a disease vector for. i personally think 4 hours after initial bite OP develops a fever and starts compulsively seeking shelter beneath conical structures

trans men clearly have an unfair advantage in the "getting fucked in the ass" awards, how am i suppose to compete 😢

#Kate. Kate the gay men are the one who voted Kate.#Why do you- a cis white woman- think you know what gay men like better than the people who voted???#Oh. She's the CEO of the LGB alliance. Her brain has rotted out her ears from all the gender essentialism. That explains it.

it is fine to have personal preferences. It’s not fine to insist others share your preferences. if other ppl find a trans person attractive that is their business. Why is this such a hard concept? No one forced ppl to vote that way.

I mean, in all fairness, a cisgender terf woman just hijacked mansplaining, so . . .