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Mutual obsession or wtf is even the point

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

come to the library with me this weekend and we'll make out in the stacks but i also wanna get books

Keeping an alive tumblr in 2026 is proof of one's sincerity and authenticity - a type of person who enjoys posting for the sake of it with absolutely nothing to be gained....just the enjoyment of curation and self expression untainted by opportunity and relevance

it’s called having a heart of gold you fucking idiot

(sexting) i’m so fucking scared of you

when you show up to the met gala you should immediately be faced with a panel of fashion experts and art historians before you even get to the red carpet and you have to explain your outfit choice and why it is on theme for that year’s event like you are defending a phd and if you can’t produce a coherent defence they turn you away at the door and the people of manhattan are allowed and encouraged to throw rotten produce at you as you get back into your car in shame

Candles burning in a clean home is a whole different level of COMFORT & PEACE

please never stop talking passionately about the things you love

sexyback is a good song but the idea of justin timberlake being sexual disgusts me I don't even register him as a human being let alone a person or a man he's more akin to an old blind dog who pisses everywhere