i’m very normal about trevor belmont

no its actually so tragic that gankutsuou albert went through all that and didnt even get to have hot gay sex with the count. he didn't even get a kiss on the mouth, like!!!

like okay, imagine this. you're a teenager, you meet a super cool and sexy adult, like more than twice your age adult, you develop a crush on them. pretty standard experience right. but then that leads to the worst case scenario imaginable. the adult doesn't just actively groom you but they use you to hurt your family and friends and everyone you love. they actively encourage your crush, make you feel like you have a real friendship, and then they betray you as cruelly as possible and you find out the whole time they were using you. and then everything from then on just keeps getting worse and worse, they kind of ruin your life, almost everyone you love dies because of their actions, just heaps and heaps of trauma. like every bad thing that can happen in this scenario happens, except the sex. don't you think you'd at least be owed getting to bang the hot adult. like you might as well get hot gay sex out of the whole experience right. sure it also gave you a powerful coming of age story, forced you to mature emotionally and generally made you a wiser and better person, but worth does that hold, really, compared to gay sex.