whom

i get dicked down

but i get it up again

This made me cry a little. The number of people who tell me they used to play the flute but that they weren’t ‘talented’ enough or they gave it up to, you know, do life… This is just so beautiful.

im fucking crYIN G omfg

I will NEVER not reblog this. ONE OF THE BEST SNL SKITS THEY HAVE EVER DONE!!!

oh god why is this me lol help

I’m so glad this came back into my life

ahahahahahahah omg 

REBLOG IF YOU LOVE DOGS

9 million people fucking love dogs

Here we come 10.

@maburito

La pomme d’eau. La pomme de terre. Le pomme de feu. La pomme d’air. Il y a très longtemps ces quatre patates vivaient en harmonie. Mais un jour, la pomme du feu décida de passer à l'attaque.

i don’t even fucking speak french but I fucking know what that last comment says

Me: loves to lick the spoon after stirring brownie batter, doesn’t care about Sal Monella, whoever that is

when iCarly said “so wake up the members of my nation” she was referring to the proletariat gaining class consciousness, when she said “it’s your time to be, there’s no chance unless you take one” she was calling on us to break free from our chains and rise up

smh y'all fake fans forgetting when he had a brief thing with that beaver

i have never seen an ep of this show in my life but what the absolute entire complete FUCK is that balloon

his name is balloony

*blows a kiss to leirkrakeegovnia* for mlepnos