things will shortly get completely out of hand

Yes, that’s a gun in my pants. No, I’m not happy to see you.

Do you wanna go watch the sunlight pierce the leaves of the forest with me?

sowing oats and releasing seed are ONLY TO DO WITH CUMMING

Both options convey that he's horny

How dare you be funnier than me on my own post

Start commenting "not all men" in posts saying something positive about men

im so fucking stupid

i'm crying laughing this is so funny

does anyone else think about how brave all their friends are and get really emotional about it

I'm glad everyone is alive rn

Everyone makes fun of the millennial overpriced burger restaurants but the worst part is that they got you hooked on some bullshit and promptly shut down because their polycule broke up or whatever. You’ll never get to eat the caramelized onion apple parmesan sex bomb burger again. And it was $23 and good.

there used to be things to watch on youtube

Remember when joining fandom as a younger person meant lurking for a bit and figuring out the vibe and etiquette instead of coming in on day one and calling people weirdos for liking weirdo shit in the weirdo factory.