❈ van gogh's yellow paint ❊

instinctual frolicking

they should invent a headache that goes away the second you drink any water at all

i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street

kind of hate my stupid caustic pussy for dissolving my underwear over time but it's kind of cool, like, scientifically

Honestly? Today is Wednesday and tomorrow is Thursday ☕️💯

my ducks? in a row. the elephant? addressed. my goose? cooked. my eggs? in several baskets. the bigger fish? fried.

Your monkeys ?

those aren’t mine.

"i can't benefit from oppressive power structures, i'm literally nice :)" is a disturbingly common sentiment on here and if u express it then i can never trust u again

i love discovering new music. but there's actually nothing like rediscovering old music. like, hello me from 5, 10, 15 years ago. so good to see you. same heart, i see. god, i love you.

why am i dressed slutty you ask? to read classic literature alone in my room. mind your own business.

[ID: excerpt from an article reading: One of my favorite stories, which should drive anyone who has every played in a band crazy-- there’s this bassoon player who has sat next to the same clarinet player since 1988. She’s convinced he plays half a note4 flat on every note he’s every played. He denies this. /]