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Does everyone know that cabin pressure is the most magical media in the world? This is like. Very important

The Harbingers is both fascinating and chilling in the way it is completely unafraid of going "what if, in the middle of our real world right now with all our ugly politics and partisan divides and class inequality and capitalist excess and social media and right-wing domestic terrorists... some people suddenly got magic" and it goes about as well as you'd expect.

people will claim to be filled with whimsy and joy for life but then hate musicals……. the vile tongue of man will never cease lying

music not hitting, phone not hitting, Minecraft not hitting, food not hitting, mouth taste like blood, death comes for us all

english major brain: words can evolve and develop as a society goes on. the way a word is used is its definition. it's pointless to hold onto the idea of right vs wrong words human brain: THAT IS NOT WHAT LARP MEANS!!!!!

One day ur a suicidal 15 year old and then suddenly you wake up and you're 22 years old and genuinely debating the merits of iceberg vs romaine lettuce in the salad ur making. Life goes on ig

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

i love when i can see the moon during the day. it’s like she’s looking out for us even though she doesn’t have to. she’s so kind

more ppl need to get hooked on this drug called album in order. not enough people on album in order these days

partially-managed mental illness is so fucking funny i'll be sitting around doing my job and suddenly think "wow i hate myself" and immediately get confused because, like, that's not TRUE! i love myself so much. who are you to talk to me like that

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard