float my way

I just love barking so I really couldn’t give a fuck if this is the right tree or not haha

I looked the book up. the main character's name is Tookie De La Crème

Genuinely funny that the last piece of Doctor Who TV media released before this hiatus is newly recovered episodes from the 60s!

im going to fix my entire life

When?

Like Um. later

this is like the literary equivalent of video game companies trying to trademark individual game mechanics, ain't it

Starting a new sports team called the Tampa Bay Trespassers and they play any sport that they can break onto the field of

men just root around for tubers & out compete native species in the area

young old person tip for you all. go get some photos printed (pauses so someone can say bogos binted) and fill out a physical album

and annotate them with who is in the photos and when and where the photos were taken!!! your extended family 50 years from now will be grateful, and so will you if you end up forgetting any details

(sprints into room late, looking harried and frantic as fuck) bogos binted. did I miss it

i DO believe that a good writer can make mischaracterization work. oh there's a character who doesn't normally cry? figure it out!! disect the character. make the situation cryable for them. make that character cry ugly tears even if it goes against their very nature. YOU CAN MAKE IT WORK!!!