float my way

you know what. yes. i do got pussy taste splendiferous disorder.

yeah the human condition is to feel extreme positive emotion when seeing athletes win the thing they've worked their entire lives for even if it's not your team. how can you not be moved by the raw facial expressions and how all of them don't know what to do with all the emotions in their bodies..

does anyone else think about how brave all their friends are and get really emotional about it

I'm glad everyone is alive rn

I looove when food is in a bowl. Frequently plates are being brought out and I'm thinking this could've been a bowl meal but nobody gets it

the enemy drank water today. did you?

i drank water three days ago. im several steps ahead of the enemy. this is what it takes to win

mom just said “[place] would be a good place for a honeymoon. or a platonic relationship celebration if that’s more your thing” and i think ive trained her well

every time you make art of any kind, a stat that is not visible to the player goes up. also, this is the most important stat in the game

does singing in the shower count as art

does a strong as fuck ice mummy have ice powers