float my way

Back in the middle ages i was being made fun of so i hided under a bridge

computah show me a way out that isn’t through

anyone else got problems

no you’re the only one

ok. sorry

You can tell a lot about a person by entering their mind palace and encountering their greatest fears and darkest hopes in a labyrinth reflective of their subconscious thoughts.

gerard greased themselves up in glasgow (definitely not an innuendo) and then that bald old they posted a picture in a hotel room (definitely not an innuendo) where they’re kissing the drumhead gerard wrote for them and credited gerard for that photo (definitely not another innuendo)

kids were roleplaying with minecraft figurines and one of them had their figure go up to the other and say “i’m in love with you” and the other one replied “sword slash to the chest. and you’re on fire”

Thats not true Nefarious Anglerfish

you've been summoned for july duty