float my way

Gimme 1 margarita and I saw off my leg!

Gay kink stores are like here’s the fuck master 5000 gnome king pig blaster it goes in your ass obviously pigfag and pansexual kink stores are like here’s like gender sensory backdoor pridefun exploration pleasure rod and it’s the same toy

does anyone know if everything that dies someday comes back

the thing I love most about how tumblr users use tags is that it’s like what if a social media website had a footnotes system

I consider myself a real hater but sometimes you really do go too far with haterism. once I had to break mutuals with someone bc they hated the entire art form of poetry and the final straw was when they started hateposting about soup. The food