float my way

Genuinely funny that the last piece of Doctor Who TV media released before this hiatus is newly recovered episodes from the 60s!

im going to fix my entire life

When?

Like Um. later

this is like the literary equivalent of video game companies trying to trademark individual game mechanics, ain't it

Starting a new sports team called the Tampa Bay Trespassers and they play any sport that they can break onto the field of

men just root around for tubers & out compete native species in the area

young old person tip for you all. go get some photos printed (pauses so someone can say bogos binted) and fill out a physical album

and annotate them with who is in the photos and when and where the photos were taken!!! your extended family 50 years from now will be grateful, and so will you if you end up forgetting any details

(sprints into room late, looking harried and frantic as fuck) bogos binted. did I miss it

i DO believe that a good writer can make mischaracterization work. oh there's a character who doesn't normally cry? figure it out!! disect the character. make the situation cryable for them. make that character cry ugly tears even if it goes against their very nature. YOU CAN MAKE IT WORK!!!

y'all don't even know about the gongoozler

every day of my life i read someone being like “why doesn’t this story just solve the problem immediately and casually? they just drag it out and make it an issue” well. because that’s the Story

just had a really stable moment where i opened a redbull at the exact same second someone started playing industrial music in the apartment below and i briefly thought it was coming from inside the redbull can