Romantic Gestures Strange

the idea of a clutch purse is nightmarish to me. the whole point of bags was so we could escape the torment of holding things. and now u gotta hold a bag.

He has reappropriated the aesthetic of a Victorian industrialist and is using it to DECREASE pollution. He is a master of irony, a true subversive, and an inspiration to us all.

Republicans are disgusting. Here is your tyranny, brought to you by the cowards in the GOP Congress.

Please donate if you can!

fuck jkr for convincing a whole generation that “witch” and “wizard” are male/female versions of the same thing

banners for when you want to feel empowered 😌👊

Incredibly good take which is really rare for these topics

in a swamp

or in a bog

there’s nothing finer

than a frog 🐸

in the mud

or by the road

there’s nothing slicker

than a toad!!

in a shoe

or in a boot

there’s nothing neater

than a newt!

in the moss

or in a pail

there’s nothing dearer

than a snail 🐌

By the lamp

Or on a cloth

There’s nothing sweeter

than a Moth!

In the grass

By the lake

There is nothing sneakier

Than a snake 🐍

when you

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you

do u remember those fuckers those…

those WEEGGh gHOGH stick fuckers

Neon Groantube Evangelion

God that’s so ominous

I prepared myself. I prepared myself for the unholy utterances I was certain would be cast at me, as though they were being cast from hell, and yet I was so, so defenseless for the real thing.

God damn

…clown ghosts.

Art is cancelled

This is implying bags of trash and mimes are living creatures