i am concussed

i let him hit cause. uh. well i’m gonna be honest it’s cause i fucked up my parry timing

Fool me once? Shiiiit. Fool me twice? Fuckkkk bro stop fooling me

some royal jewels were stolen from the louvre which is unfortunate for historical reasons but you gotta appreciate a classic crime. so many crimes are online these days it’s nice to see heist culture is still alive

one day somebody will go down a rabbit hole of our dead blogs and we will be out in the world somewhere, disconnected from each other, and that stupid teenager almost adult will miss all of us and regret missing the window. i want to put on the internet things of sentimental value and i want a girl somewhere out there read it and keep me alive in the cyber cemetery and it will happen to you too. we will live on, as binaries encoded along a wire that goes to outer space and back