hermit spider

family members are an extremist class that cannot be reasoned with

A hoodie can be a form of lingerie when you're pure of heart and perverted of mind.

Maybe the most damming thing about Nolans odyssey is i haven’t seen a single gifset from it

you can experience life altering devastating emotion and then your cat will throw up next to you & look at you like does this help ?

the thing about fiber art that nobody tells you about is that every single kind of fiber art is a gateway drug to other kinds of fiber art.

Bro if the group chat gets leaked we’ll be celebrated for our inclusive and respectful language

people make jokes about how people who weren’t allowed to watch spongebob as a kid are always talking about how they weren’t allowed to watch spongebob but as one of the aforementioned people who wasn’t allowed to watch spongebob my insight on the matter is: you would not BELIEVE the amount of times spongebob comes up in normal adult conversations. i don’t often think about him of my own accord but people reference him and i have to say. what? and they say. it’s from spongebob?? and i say. oh i never watched spongebob. and they say why? and i say. i wasn’t allowed to. and then a few weeks later it happens again

I am ready for misty mornings, warm coffee, leggings, and oversized sweaters. I am ready for Autumn’s chilling hug and breezy embrace.