hermit spider

I don't know what's going on but I am intrigued!

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

I wonder who I would be today if I didn’t develop an obsession with fanficion when I was 11

Cats that are REALLY human socialized and tolerant of touching are so funny. You can just grab them and pick them up. Boneless. Squish their little face in your hand. They love it. But what's funnier is when you get used to one of those and then absentmindedly pet a normal cat weirdstyle and they're like MYAGH?? & you're just like ykw you're right my bad girl

Grabbing a cat and kind of wiggling it back and forth will have wildly varying results depending on if the cat is normal or boneless

It's nice that loud noises don't stick to clothes like smells do. That would be really bad if they did.

Knives Out 4 starring Connor Storrie as Benoit Blanc's biological son from this one time he donated sperm and it shouldn't be possible but he has Benoit's exact accent.

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

shane was honestly lucky that he was in ilya’s lap when he started panicking in episode four so he could just pull away from ilya’s kisses and get up and out of there with minimal resistance. what would he have done if ilya had been on top of him? would he have pushed him away? would ilya have let himself be pushed?

get shane some pwhl lesbians and ilya some drunk bathroom girls NOW